大家来围观一下肖邦给朋友写的逗比信

肖邦本来就多愁善感、神经兮兮的，这完全不奇怪~
小资的臭毛病，要是象劳动人民一样天天扛大活，就没这功夫jjyy了，切

To Wilhelm Kolberg.
Szafarnia, 19 August 1824.
Dear Wilus’!
Thanks for remembering me; but on the other hand I am annoyed with you, that you are such a mean and horrid etcetera and only with such a scrap to me. Were you short of paper or pens, or did you grudge the ink? Perhaps you had no time to do more than put in a scrawl? Eh, eh, that’s it; you go horseback riding, enjoying yourself, and forget about me — Well, well; give me a kiss and I’ll forgive you.
I’m glad you’re well and jolly, because that’s what is wanted in the country. I’m so glad I can write to you. I also am enjoying myself; and you are not the only one that rides, for I can stick on too. Don’t ask how well; but I can, enough for the horse to go slowly wherever he prefers, while I sit fearfully on his back; like a monkey on a bear. Till now I haven’t had any falls because the horse hasn’t thrown me off; but — if ever he should want me to tumble off, I may do it some day.
I won’t bother you with my affairs, because I know they won’t interest you. The flies often alight on my lofty nose, but that’s unimportant, because it’s rather a custom of these importunate beasties. The gnats bite me; but that doesn’t matter, because it’s not on the nose. I run about the garden, and sometimes walk. I walk in the woods, and sometimes ride, not on horseback but in a carriage, or trap, or coach; but with such honor that I always sit at the back, never in the front. Perhaps I’ve bored you already, but what can I do? If not, then write by the first post, and I will continue my epistles at once.
I end my letter therefore without compliments, but amicably. Keep well, dear Wilus’, and please do write to me. We shall meet in 4 weeks. I embrace you heartily. Your sincere friend.
F. Chopin
My respects to your Mamma and Papa, and I embrace your brothers.

不行了，笑死我了~！！
而且Wilhelm Kolberg是个大胡子大叔！这俩人到底什么友♂情？
而且，流子你的翻译！2333，太逗了~ 傲娇娘的口气，哈哈哈~

估计收信的人也不敢回了，否则还不知更要啰嗦怎样的一大堆