切了辣椒后摸了下小弟弟。【dota2吧】

今天心血来潮做了顿饭，酸辣土豆丝，上厕所前洗过手了，应该没洗干净，我擦，那感觉，不停用冰敷冰火两重天，10分钟了，还没反应。

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1楼2015-07-31 12:13回复

早点割了吧

来自iPhone客户端2楼2015-07-31 12:16

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早点割了吧

IP属地:浙江

来自iPhone客户端3楼2015-07-31 12:23

很持久，忍住别射。

IP属地:湖北

来自iPhone客户端4楼2015-07-31 12:24

我的楼主啊
My lz
你出生的那天
the day you were born
整个艾泽拉斯的森林都在低语着这个名字 -- 大水逼
the very forests of Azeroth whispered the name..Shuibi Da
孩子啊我骄傲的看着你一天天长大成为经验的化身
My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon of EXP
你要记住我们一直都是以智慧与力量统治这个国家
Remember... our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength
我也相信你会谨慎使用自己强大的力量
And I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power
可是真正的胜利
But the truest victory
是鼓舞你的子民心中的斗志
my son...is stirring the hearts of your people
总有一天
I tell you this...
我的经验将终抵达终点
For when my exp have come to an end...
而你将加冕为王
You, shall be King!

IP属地:安徽

来自iPhone客户端5楼2015-07-31 12:26

不错，我也去买点辣椒

IP属地:上海

来自iPhone客户端6楼2015-07-31 12:26

抹点红花油起效快

IP属地:巴西

来自Android客户端7楼2015-07-31 12:27

卧槽

来自Android客户端8楼2015-07-31 12:27

我的楼主啊
My lz
你出生的那天
the day you were born
整个艾泽拉斯的森林都在低语着这个名字 -- 大水逼
the very forests of Azeroth whispered the name..Shuibi Da
孩子啊我骄傲的看着你一天天长大成为经验的化身
My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon of EXP
你要记住我们一直都是以智慧与力量统治这个国家
Remember... our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength
我也相信你会谨慎使用自己强大的力量
And I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power
可是真正的胜利
But the truest victory
是鼓舞你的子民心中的斗志
my son...is stirring the hearts of your people
总有一天
I tell you this...
我的经验将终抵达终点
For when my exp have come to an end...
而你将加冕为王
You, shall be King!

来自Android客户端9楼2015-07-31 12:28