my daddy loves me as if we are a family.
我的爸爸就像亲人一样爱我
老湿:果然是隔壁老王的么

left home young and come back old,how could you tell I'm a guy or a girl?
少小离家老大回，安能辨我是雌雄?
老湿:苦命的人，这些年你都经历了什么?

once you got bitten by a snake, you would shake whenever you feel there's one around you
一朝被蛇咬，处处闻啼鸟
老湿:这个很内涵

I got surprised and sat up in my dying bed ,smiling and asking where the guest came from
垂死病中惊坐起，笑问客从何处来。
老湿:这人肯定欠你钱

有人我就更

if relatives and friends ask about me , just tell them my ship has already gone
洛阳亲友如相问，轻舟已过万重山
老湿:这哥们就是上面那个客人吧

To think about the year Zhou Yu married Xiao Qiao , i'm upset
遥想公瑾当年，小乔初嫁了，使得我不开颜
老湿:啦啦啦~新郎不是泥~~~~

I cannot tell the true shape of mountain Lu but use my bow to shoot a vulture above
不识庐山真面目，只识弯弓射大雕
――――――这句就不吐槽了期待各位的神回复（你来咬我丫）

wonder what love is in this world,it makes me wanna puke while having dinner
问世间情为和物，直叫人吃饭呕吐
老湿:这是受了多大的情伤。。。难道又是隔壁老王

顶

All the three thousand guests in the hall got drunk and nobody there understood me
满堂花醉三千客，更无一人是知音
老湿:天才都是孤独的

Han Yu took Liu Bang's side and they went to the battle field one day...
韩愈跟着刘邦去打仗，一天...
老湿:鉴定为一篇穿越文

Daddy:do u like small animals,darling？
Son:yes , i do
Daddy:how much？
Son:well , small animals are my favorite dish when i eat hot pot
Daddy:...
爸爸:宝贝，你喜欢小动物吗
儿子:当然喜欢
爸爸:什么程度？
儿子:这怎么说呢...每次吃火锅的时候都有吧！
爸爸:...