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有次一个长得不错女同学对我说：“我爸妈催我带个男朋友，你能不能帮帮我，假扮一下我男友，事后给你钱。”于是我陪她去了她们家。她父母对我不错，晚上还要我跟她一起睡。我们两个躺床上，她羞涩的对我说：“要不？要不你真的做我男朋友吧，这样我们现在就可以。。。”啪，我一巴掌就甩她脸上了：你是不是tm不想给钱了？