都说孙权主比孙笨好，我孙权的胜率实在没法看啊

My name is 楼主。and I'm the biggest water B alive.when I was a child I saw my mother fucked by a big bird,my father went to prison because I came into the world.Then an accident made me be a water B.
To the outside world I'm a normal teenager ,but secretly I use my disemboging skill to water experience and promote my Baidu number.
And one day I will find who fucked my mother and get jutice for my father .
I am the big water B.

1 贾诩 2 诸葛瑾 3 钟会 4 郭嘉

1，太尉。
2，表叔。
3，袁术。
4，红桃。
5，刘禅。

1二张，2邓艾，3界盖，4孙笨

刚又打了一个奇葩