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以下是一段嘲笑人家口不对心的浅白英语短文：
“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows.
This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.”
把上文放在中文的领域，起码可以化成八个不同的中文版本。
<普通版>:
你说你爱雨，
但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞;
你说你爱太阳，
但当日当空时你却往荫处躲;
你说你爱风，
但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子;
所以当你说你也爱我，我却会为此而烦忧。
<文艺版>:
你说烟雨微芒，兰亭远望;后来轻揽婆娑，深遮霓裳。
你说春光烂漫，绿袖红香;后来内掩西楼，静立卿旁。
你说软风轻拂，醉卧思量;后来紧掩门窗，漫帐成殇。
你说情丝柔肠，如何相忘;我却眼波微转，兀自成霜。
<诗经版>:
子言慕雨，启伞避之。
子言好阳，寻荫拒之。
子言喜风，阖户离之。
子言偕老，吾所畏之。
<离骚版>:
君乐雨兮启伞枝，君乐昼兮林蔽日，
君乐风兮栏帐起，君乐吾兮吾心噬。
<七言绝句版>:
恋雨却怕绣衣湿，喜日偏向树下倚。
欲风总把绮窗关，叫奴如何心付伊。
<女汉子版>:
你有本事爱雨天，你有本事别打伞啊!
你有本事爱阳光，你有本事别乘凉啊!
你有本事爱吹风，你有本事别关窗啊!
你有本事说爱我，你有本事捡肥皂啊!
<七律压轴版>:
江南三月雨微茫，罗伞叠烟湿幽香。
夏日微醺正可人，却傍佳木趁荫凉。
霜风清和更初霁，轻蹙蛾眉锁朱窗。
怜卿一片相思意，犹恐流年拆鸳鸯。

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