一楼送度受~

一楼送度受

哦，我，死了，只是突然出现在我面前以一种鄙夷的眼神看着我的小逗比，说了什么？穿越？也不错啊，不对，我能拒绝不？我只想平凡地过过小日子，不想成为逆天＋神挂＋主角光环的无敌玛丽苏，我只想当个普通人啊啊啊，，，
另外，穿越时空什么的都不送安全带，头好晕，差评！老子要退货！

没错，第一人称的设定，get✔

呵呵，我还是穿了，算了，既来之则安之，只不过，，我胯下的是哈？小弟弟？卧槽，还改变性别，这剧情真是，真是，太棒了！我喜欢！前世没白看那么多bl文，我要总攻天下
您预定的`总攻天下'已到货，请确认查收
于是有了以下公式
当凌兰=♀时
凌兰=腐女
当凌兰=♂时
凌兰=总攻
天哪，好离奇，不过饕餮喜欢，欧呵呵

出生之后，我又所到了那稚嫩(逗比)的声音，丫的，竟然敢鄙视老子，，
无节操地对话一翻才知道，原来就是这家伙害得小爷我英年早逝，不过人家好歹帮我穿越了。这种又爱又恨的心情到底肿么破！算了，先打一顿，管他呢╭(╯ε╰)╮

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额

凌兰:饕餮你不就是楼主吗？
饕餮：a是谁在举报我？qaq嗷嗷嗷嗷！怎么破！
所以不负责任的楼主就这么愉快地滚了～划掉，逃亡
所以亲们不要再管楼主了，也不要在 期待什么更新了，虽然 饕餮什么也没有做了！？

米娜桑，新年嚎！饕餮酱可是在逃亡过程中和大家拜年呢！有没有感动啊~~

久违（并不）的第五弹
金手指呀？关于金手指，那可是每个穿越玛丽苏划掉，杰克苏男神的必备装备呢~作为穿越者的我当然也是有金手指滴~我金手指呢就是那个学习空间， 就素可以学习各种嘿嘿嘿的空间呢。空间当然也有学习的方法落，作为一个穿越的杰克苏男神，而且还是总攻天下的我，当然是要先锻炼身体啦，如果像是前世那样的病秧子，哎呀，那就……了，and,如果身体不好的话，那么遇到绝美的小受就不能，嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿了！！！羞羞的事也别想了！！！所以作为玛丽，划掉，杰克苏男神的我，就开始了锻炼身体♂的修行！！祝我好运~╮(╯▽╰)╭

……凌兰大人不用奔丹麦的说。