技不如人，嘴炮如神，长相残忍，还不快滚
　　　--楼主屌丝，鉴定完毕

占楼

我这人有个坏毛病，谁敢对我发滑稽我就给谁发种子，谁拦都不好使

菜鸟要不要？

我太丑丷

I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制