雷军:爹,我想发个新的机皇!想借用爹新CPU helio X10,行不?

联发科:我们这可是好CPU,给旗舰级才用。

雷军:爹,你看我们发的这个是最吊的,机皇啊,肯定牛逼!给我用用吧!

联发科:(

这次魅族MX系列还有小米一起用,翻身有望啊。)咳咳..那就给你用吧,看你这么着急,好好给我长脸啊!

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雷军:我们牛逼的红米note2定价!799!

联发科:我去你么了个B的...
