单身狗盛典即将到来╰(*´︶`*)╯

你们有看见我媳妇么╮(╯_╰)╭
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听说睡觉手机放枕头旁边有辐射，吓得我赶紧起来把枕头扔了 吓死我了妈蛋

我每年双十一早上的状态

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单身狗盛典即将到来。(๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)
Single dog, single dog, single all the day. See AV, hit the plane, they're doing all the day. Hey! Single dog, single dog, why not be a gay? No more wait, no more afraid, make him be a gay!

你又来水
　　　--告诉四楼我要烧他家房子还要问他借火

院学生会通知：请今晚尚未脱单的同学于晚上十二点整在操场集合，学校将对这些同学做出劝退处理，原因是学校校规第四条第七则，学校校园内不许养宠物，特别是狗。请各位同学互相通知。
　　　--告诉四楼我要烧他家房子还要问他借火

单身狗盛典即将到来。(๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)
Single dog, single dog, single all the day. See AV, hit the plane, they're doing all the day. Hey! Single dog, single dog, why not be a gay? No more wait, no more afraid, make him be a gay!

单身狗盛典即将到来。(๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)
Single dog, single dog, single all the day. See AV, hit the plane, they're doing all the day. Hey! Single dog, single dog, why not be a gay? No more wait, no more afraid, make him be a gay!

单身狗，单身狗，单身一整天。看AV，打飞机，这就是明天要做的。嘿！单身狗，单身狗，为什么不搞基？不要再等待，不要再害怕，让你喜欢的人成为基佬吧！

19年都这样过了