呼叫英语学霸帮忙翻译一下
Life is like shit, once washed away, it won't come back;
Life is like a shit, how to pull is the appearance, but each time it is not quite the same;
Life is like shit, sometimes it's very cool, sometimes it's hard to pull;
Life is like shit, you never know what you're gonna get;
Life is like a shit, what you want to do, you need to be;
Life is like shit, at any time, may suddenly think "well, well,"";
Life is like shit, often hard work for a long time but just put a fart!;
Life is like shit, even if it is decorated with beautiful, its essence is the same;
Life is like a stool, only their own silent brave face;
Life is like a shit, a grandson of honesty that squat, safe and sound, heads held high (unless you're extremely cattle), will be very ugly.
Life is like a shit, have the right target (at the pit) is the right way. There will be a penalty for everywhere.
Life is like a shit, only to work hard, don't expect someone to pull a hand in your most difficult time.
Life is like shit, it's a good environment to play. The environment is not good no matter how good you are to the performance of the public;
Life is like shit, not the more effort you have, the more effort you have to pay a little more;
Life is a piece of shit, at the beginning of the time to look at those dirty and dirty, and even nausea, but not long after the same dirty to the;
Life is like a shit, sooner or later have to end;
Life is like a shit, is actually not a hog's;
Life is like shit, it's too much publicity;
Life is like a shit, do not choose the starting time, but you can choose to end time;
Life is like shit, it looks like a lot of people are out of the stomach;
Life is like a shit, you want to pull tomorrow.
Life is like shit, once washed away, it won't come back;
Life is like a shit, how to pull is the appearance, but each time it is not quite the same;
Life is like shit, sometimes it's very cool, sometimes it's hard to pull;
Life is like shit, you never know what you're gonna get;
Life is like a shit, what you want to do, you need to be;
Life is like shit, at any time, may suddenly think "well, well,"";
Life is like shit, often hard work for a long time but just put a fart!;
Life is like shit, even if it is decorated with beautiful, its essence is the same;
Life is like a stool, only their own silent brave face;
Life is like a shit, a grandson of honesty that squat, safe and sound, heads held high (unless you're extremely cattle), will be very ugly.
Life is like a shit, have the right target (at the pit) is the right way. There will be a penalty for everywhere.
Life is like a shit, only to work hard, don't expect someone to pull a hand in your most difficult time.
Life is like shit, it's a good environment to play. The environment is not good no matter how good you are to the performance of the public;
Life is like shit, not the more effort you have, the more effort you have to pay a little more;
Life is a piece of shit, at the beginning of the time to look at those dirty and dirty, and even nausea, but not long after the same dirty to the;
Life is like a shit, sooner or later have to end;
Life is like a shit, is actually not a hog's;
Life is like shit, it's too much publicity;
Life is like a shit, do not choose the starting time, but you can choose to end time;
Life is like shit, it looks like a lot of people are out of the stomach;
Life is like a shit, you want to pull tomorrow.
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