看翻译直接笑疯了

卧槽这怎么翻译。。。

我要不要把狗屎翻译器翻译的给复制过来

第1章：过敏
“阿嚏！”一个喷嚏来自黑发少女，她揉擦她的鼻子和刚刚修好不久眼镜
“没事吧，芽心“太一的关心让她脸红了。两名正在从足球场上走回太一的家，这个时候正好是冬天的11月（不用兴奋，这个翻译搞的我随便打上去的应该是他们家的方向，只不过这狗屁翻译）
“我讨厌冬天，因为我容易过敏。。阿嚏！阿嚏！”芽心又连续打了两个喷嚏。
“我们最好加快速度，怕你真的生病了，来吧我我们跑步回家，看看谁先到家！”说着太一冲喊开始芽心喘着气，试图赶上。
“太。。太一等等我不能“芽心刚想说的时候，她摔倒在地，她感觉她的脚踝非常疼痛，她的眼镜也掉到了地上。
“嗷！”的声音让太一停止跑步，回头一看，他看见她抱着她的脚踝。
“哦，我的上帝芽心发生什么事了？”太一问她并且他回到她的身边，然后他拿起她的眼镜，他脸红了，因为她的脸不戴眼镜让她看起来很可爱。
“太一我的眼镜“芽心说完之后太一摆脱了他的恍惚，交回她的眼镜。
“发生了什么事？”太一问她，她低头看着自己的脚。
“我想我扭伤了脚踝，但是我很好，我想我可以站起来“芽心说完之后，她试图站起来，但她马上就摔下来，幸好太一抓住了她。
“对不起，这是我的错，你的脚踝扭伤的“太一说，皱眉出现在他的脸上。
“不，这不是太一的错，是我太愚蠢笨拙了“芽心不希望太一承担全部责任。
“但是我不认为我可以回到我的家，我自己的“芽心仍在太极的怀里说。太一停了一下。。直到笑容出现在他的脸上。
太一小心地抱起芽心，像新娘一样
“太。。太。。太。。太一！”太一笑着她惊讶的反应。
“什么？既然你不能走的样子，我不得不把你送回家啊“太一对她说了之后，她闪过了一丝幸福的笑容
“谢。。谢谢你太一”芽心说完之后偎依在他的胸前脸红。
“没关系的”太一微笑的看望着怀里的她并跑向。
回家的路上
结束

Chapter 2: Fears
Meiko gulped as she looked the tall and scary looking roller coaster in front of her as she heard other people screaming as they were on it.
'Come on Mei you can do this!' Meiko though as she tried to walk towards it but turn back quickly. ' I can't believe a stupid roller Coaster is gonna ruin me and Taichi date!' Mekio though frustrated at her situation as she then sneezed and covered it up.
" Oh Meiko there you are I brought some cotton candy for us!" Taichi shouted over to her as he came running towards her holding two cones of cotton candy.
"T-Thank you" Meiko said as she took the pink one leaving Tai the blue one as the couple sat down on a bench and ate the cotton candy.
"Hey after we get done eating we should go on that new roller coaster that they just made I heard it's pretty good" Taichi said as Meiko then coughed on some of her cotton candy.
" You ok ? " Taichi asked her worried as she stop coughing as she looked at him.
" Um it's nothing I just ate to much and it went down the wrong hole hehe " Meiko replied lying as Taichi shrugged and went back to eating his cotton candy.
'I'm pathetic' Meiko though as she took a small bite of her cotton candy while looking at the ground.
...
After the two finished their cotton candy they went to go wait in line for the roller coaster as Meiko legs were starting to shake. It seemed like hours have gone by as they finally made their way up to the coaster as they stood behind the gates.
" Man I'm so excited I been wanting to ride this for a while now" Taichi said excited as Meiko couldn't help but giggle at Taichi inner kidness. Which was one of the things that she loved about him. But her laugher stopped when she saw the roller coaster rolling up to them as it stopped and the gates opened.
" Alright let's go!" Taichi shouted as he hopped in one of the seats. He then saw Meiko still standing at the gates.
" Hey Meiko come on your gonna hold up the people waiting in line " Taichi asked her a

这是第二篇的原文，我受不了了，各位想看的只能自己翻译了

楼上你起码也要修改一下啊

2章：恐惧
芽心哽住了，她看着高大吓人的过山车在她面前划过并附带着其他人的尖叫。
“你可以的芽心！”芽心尽管试图走向它，但又马上回头。我不相信一个愚蠢的过山车会毁了我和太一的约会日！”芽心虽然感到失望并且她又打了个喷嚏掩盖。
“哦，芽心，你看我给我们带来了一些棉花糖！”太一呼叫了她并且拿着棉花糖跑来。
“谢。谢谢你”芽心说着并且拿了粉色的棉花糖，拿着粉，蓝的夫妇坐在长椅上吃了起来。
“嘿，我们吃好之后去那个新的过山车玩吧，听说很好玩“太一说了之后芽心突然咳嗽起来。
“你还好吧？”太一担心的问着，她停止咳嗽，看着他。
“嗯，没事我就吃了很多，呛着了”芽心说撒谎，太一耸耸肩，回到自己的座位并又吃棉花糖。
“只不过掉在地上的棉花糖有点可惜啊”虽然她看着她手上的棉花糖又咬了一口。
…
他们吃完之后就排队等着坐过山车，因为芽心的腿开始动摇了。几个小时过去了。他们终于走上过山车的大门。
“我很兴奋我想座这过山车很久了“太一说着，芽心也忍不住内心激动看着太一。这是她最喜欢的事情之一。但她的笑声停止了，她看见过山车到他们就停了，大门打开了。
“好吧，我们走吧！”太一喊着跳在一个座位上。然后他看见芽心还站在大门。
“嘿，你怎么了?“太一问着低头的人。然后看到她的腿在颤抖，他下了车，走到她身边。
“我把你吓到了，不是吗？”太极问她。
“对我很抱歉！”芽心说着眼泪开始形成。
“不要哭没关系我在你身边，你不必害怕“太一对她说，她看着他。
“如果你们俩不想去的话，我就要让别人去，”一位工人对他们说。
“哦对不起，我们现在就上去“太一说，他抓住芽心手。他们转进了车，因为他们推下了处理栏，让他们锁定在。
当过山车开始爬上山坡，芽心深吸一口气。
“嘿，不管发生什么事我不放手”，太一对她说，他握着她的手，她点了点头。
“啊！”他们都尖叫着过山车从斜坡下来，在过程中太一手从未放开芽心的手。
之后
过山车停了下来，芽心把眼镜固定起来，笑得很高兴。
“我们应该再去“芽心说，她下了车，看到太一似乎有点难受?，他的头发很凌乱，但和平时一样。
“没事吧太一”说着芽心笑了，她帮他走下楼梯。
“谢谢你给了我勇气太一”芽心对他说。
“这完全是应该的我的女孩“太一笑着说。
然后芽心笑着给了太一的脸颊上吻了一下，他脸比她还要红。
“我们最好在游乐设施没关闭之前再去玩一些“太一说着之后芽心赞同的点了头。
“只要有你在我身边我也就没什么好害怕的“芽心说了之后，太一很高兴的笑了。他们的手还握着彼此好像没有什么能把他们分开。