今天突然发现之前心血来潮打的一个耳洞长起来了
,不死心的露珠打算用耳钉把它戳开。戳开之前又打算跟耳钉消消毒,所以把它用火烧了下,烧完发现耳钉居然冒了点白烟,于是蠢成狗的我就一边用手捏灭一边吐槽耳钉质量,结果发现手被黏在耳钉上了!尼玛等露珠反应过来的时候拇指食指已经被烤了一条深深的沟![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon9.png)
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~周围还飘着一股烤肉的香味![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon30.png)
~~~这都不算啥了,露珠依然非常嗨地跑去用耳钉去戳耳朵了,结果戳了一半之后,发现再没有任何进展了,心塞塞的露珠选择了放弃,But!!!!就在放弃的那一秒,露珠发现自己的耳洞居然好端端的长在左耳上,而自己一直戳的是从来没打过洞的右耳!!!!!而且竟然还硬生生的戳破了一半!!!!这尼玛,我感觉自己简直可以去当段子手了好吗![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon1.png)
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估计这智商,我大概今后就要告别贴吧了![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/ali/ali_005.gif)
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