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【鹦鹉权利】翻译好了,哈哈哈哈哈

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1,在你带我回家之前请先多了解一下鹦鹉
我不是一个像猫和狗那样被驯化了的宠物,我身上依然有着丛林生活烙下的印记。你会发现我有一些难以满足的特殊需求。为了我的幸福,希望您尽早意识到这一点。当然,也请您不要把我的野生亲友从丛林里抓来。这将危及它们的生存和幸福,也并不能给您带来什么快乐的体验。
2,尽量给我一个大点的家。
我的祖先曾经飞翔在雨林和草原,我们放弃了这所有的大自然的馈赠,仅仅为了您的开心。所以,最低限度的要求,是请您给我一个能够伸展翅膀和自如活动的空间。当然,我也需要玩具来消遣,需要木头来啃咬。当然,我可能搞不清你家里的种种东西和丛林里树木的区别。
3, 给我提供一个纯天然的食谱。
我需要好多新鲜和富有营养的食物,尽管准备这些食物会花费您一些时间。我不可能仅仅依靠种子粮活着。花点时间研究研究我需要什么吧。
4,让我拥有一个“社会化的生活”
我是一个群居的动物,并且我并不是人类。我需要很多的社交活动来学习如何与您以及我的同类相处。我也需要每天与你在一起度过充足的美好时光,不论你的日程安排是怎样,也不管你有没有什么别的事情。我是一个活生生的,有情感的生命。此外,我必须能够毫无保留地信任你,这取决于你每天是如何对待我的。
5,让我保持干净
我可能会在吃东西的时候把食物弄得到处都是。但是我需要一个干净的环境来保持健康。如果不经常洗澡,我的皮肤会痒,如果我的羽毛太油了,就没法保持整齐。最糟糕的是如果我的食物和水没有经常换,我可能会生病。
6,我需要我自己的医生
你可能不理解我的生理机能并且你可能在我生病的初期根本没有任何觉察。等你发现的时候可能就已经太晚了。因为我善于隐瞒自己的病情。(要知道在雨林里有很多的捕食者)我需要一个兽医,专业的那种,不是保健组织。如果你不能为我负担这些费用,可能你就不该把我带回家。
7,请不要强迫我
就像我并不能总是理解您特殊的意思,你可能也同样不能理解我的。我不会诡异去自找麻烦。记住,一个人居住的房子并不是丛林,如果我把事儿搞砸了,别冲我喊,更不要打我。我的听觉明锐的很,如果你打了我我就再也不会信任你了。人的手对我们而言本身就是一个恐怖的东西(为什么你们的手长得和我们的爪子不一样呢?)更重要的是,我从来不会从惩罚中学会东西。我们是有礼貌的动物,只有在保护自己的时候才会回击。我们的学习需要耐心和爱意。
8,讲我的语言
当我把我的水碗打翻,食物扔掉,大声乱叫,或者拽掉羽毛的时候,我知道您会对我生气。我做这些绝非是要向您挑衅。我可能只是告诉你一些事情(可能是我觉得伤心,孤独,不高兴)。请学习一下我的肢体语言,要记住,我和这个星球上的所有的生物医药,在学习如何跟你交流!
9,将我视作一个独立的个体
我是一个独一无二的有感情的个体,即便是我们鹦鹉中的任意两个也不会相同。请不要因为我没有达到你的预期,或者我不如你朋友的鹦鹉,而对我失望。如果你肯对我多加关注,我将会向您展示一个独一无二的小家伙带给您的远胜于说话和玩把戏的东西。给我一个机会向您展示我是多么了不起。我想你会发现努力都是值得的。记住,我不是一个装饰品,我并不是为了给您的客厅增光添彩。我也不是什么身份地位的象征,如果你那样认为,我有可能咬到你那朝天鼻!
10, 分享你对我的爱。
除了上面所言,你对我来说是非常特别的一个人。我将我所有的信任和忠诚奉献于你。我们鹦鹉一向是一夫一妻制的生活,所以请不要长期离开我,或者将我抛弃。这将会对我的心灵造成难以痊愈的伤害。如果你觉得我的要求提得太多了,那么完全可以在把我带回家之前多多学习这些。生孩子,换工作,这都不是理由!因为你与我有约在先。如果你认为你必须离开我,因为你快要死了。那么请为我以后的生活先做一个万无一失的安排。因为我可能活得相当久,但是无法赡养自己。要知道我只能住在一个小笼子里,而且没有任何亲戚在身边。
11, 你的权利
你有很多很多权利,但是我只能保证一个。那就是,如果你按照上述的要求对待我,我将会用无尽的爱意,幽默,智慧,美丽,奉献来回报你,就像你小时候没有见过的那样神奇!当你把我带回家,你就是我的领导,的确,我的所有的小宇宙都属于你,如果我能做到,为你摘星星摘月亮都可以!我们的心灵是一体的。


本楼含有高级字体1楼2016-05-29 19:59回复
    Peta
    I found this amazing: hope you do too.
    1. GET TO KNOW ABOUT PARROTS BEFORE YOU BRING MEHOME
    I am not a domesticated pet like a dog or cat. Istill have the spirit of the jungle in me. I have special needs which you mayfind it hard to fill. Please don't learn these too late for my well-being. Andplease don't acquire one of my cousins wild from the jungle-it will jeopardizehis survival and well-being, and that won't be a party for you either.
    2. GIVE ME THE LARGEST HOME POSSIBLE
    I am use to flying through rainforests orsavannas. I have given up this great gift for your pleasure. At the very least,give me enough room to flap my wings and exercise. And I need toys for myamusement and wood to chew-otherwise, I might confuse your Home with the forestand its trees.
    3. GIVE ME A NUTRITIOUS DIET
    I need a wide variety of fresh and nutritiousfoods, even if they take time to prepare. I cannot survive on seed alone. Taketime to learn what my needs are.
    4. LET ME HAVE A "SOCIAL LIFE"
    I am a gregarious flock animal-but I am not oneof you. I need lots of socialization to learn how to act with you, and with mysiblings. I also need to have adequate quality time with you every day-no matterwhat your schedule or other needs are. I am a living, feeling creature. Aboveall, I need to be able to have complete trust in you, and count on yourpredictability in looking after me-every day.
    5. LET ME BE CLEAN
    I may like to drop food or even throw it, but Ineed meticulous cleanliness to be healthy. My skin itches without frequentshowers, the barbs of my feathers won't seal if they become oily and, worst ofall, I may become ill if my food or water is not always sanitary.
    6. I NEED MY OWN DOCTOR
    You may not understand my physiology andtherefore you may not recognize it early on when I get sick. And it may be toolate when you do, because I hide my illnesses (remember what I said about mybeing an animal of the jungle, where there are lots of predators). And I needan avian vet--a specialist (no HMOs for me please). If you can't afford one,perhaps you shouldn't have taken me home.
    7. PLEASE DON'T PUNISH ME
    Just as I don't always understand yourpeculiarities, you may not understand mine. I don't TRY to get introuble-remember, a house is not the jungle. If I do screw up, don't yell at meand never hit me. I have sensitive ears and I may never trust you again if youstrike me. Hands are sometimes scary things to us (why in the world would you notbe zygodactylous like us?). Even more importantly, we don't learn bypunishment. We are gentle creatures who only strike back to protect ourselves;we learn through patience and love.
    8. SPEAK MY "LANGUAGE"
    I know you get upset with me when I knock overmy water bowl, throw food, scream or pluck my feathers. I don't do these toannoy you-I am probably trying to tell you something (perhaps that I amhurting, lonely, or sad). Learn to speak MY (body) language. Remember that I,alone of all creatures on this planet, learn to speak yours!
    9. SEE ME AN AN INDIVIDUAL
    I am a unique and feeling being...No two of usare alike. Please don't be disappointed in me if I don't talk like you wanted,or can't do the tricks that your friend's parrot can do. But if you pay closeattention to me (and I always empathize with you, whether you know it or not),I will show you a unique being who will give you so much more than talking andplaying...Give me a chance to show you who I am; I think you'll find the effortworth it. And remember-I am not an ornament; I do not enhance ANY living roomdecor. And I am not a status symbol-if you use me as such, I might nip at yourup-turned nose!
    10. SHARE YOUR LOVE WITH ME
    Above all, please remember that you are myspecial person. I put all my trust and faith in you. We parrots are used tobeing monogamous (no barhopping for us!). So please don't go away for longperiods or give me away--that would be a sadness from which I may neverrecover. If that seems to be asking alot, remember you could have learned aboutmy needs BEFORE bringing me home. Even having a baby or taking a new job isn'ta fair reason-you made a commitment to me FIRST! And if you think that you mustleave me because you might die, provide for me forever after you leave. I maylive to a ripe old age but I can't provide for myself. Remember I'm in a smallcage amongst people who are not of my blood.
    11. YOUR RIGHTS
    You have lots of rights, but I can only assureone. And that is, if you treat me the way I described above, I will reward youwith unwavering love, humor, knowledge, beauty, dedication-and a sense ofwonder and awe you haven't felt since you were a child. When you took me home,you became my Flock Leader, indeed, my entire universe-for life. I would hangthe moon and stars for you if I could. We are one in Heart and Soul.
    By Stewart A Metz., M.D.


    2楼2016-05-29 19:59
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      顶一下


      IP属地:河北来自iPhone客户端3楼2016-05-29 20:10
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        不得不佩服你这个才子啊!不但文采出众,外语还这么好,很好奇你英语过了几级了


        来自iPhone客户端4楼2016-05-29 23:27
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          IP属地:北京来自Android客户端5楼2016-05-29 23:28
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            Parrot is speaking. Parrot is speaking. Parrot is speaking. Parrot is speaking. 楼主录个音吧,再配上些音乐,O(∩_∩)O


            6楼2016-05-30 12:42
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              好帖啊,拜读了


              来自Android客户端7楼2019-04-13 02:32
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                了不起的楼主!


                IP属地:江苏来自手机贴吧8楼2019-04-26 19:47
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                  楼主帮我看看什么品种,空腹称的,卖家说是黑翅,我看不像


                  IP属地:广东来自iPhone客户端10楼2019-06-21 01:02
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                    好帖好帖,绝对好帖!


                    IP属地:辽宁来自Android客户端11楼2019-06-25 17:01
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                      怎么好几年都不更新了


                      IP属地:北京来自iPhone客户端12楼2022-07-18 09:28
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