大爆炸分集经典台词

04 The Luminous Fish Effect
1.-Howard：Excuse me for being so bold, but I now see where Sheldon gets his smoldering good looks.
原谅我的无礼，但我终于知道Sheldon英俊的外表是从哪继承的了。
-Sheldon’s mom: Honey, that are not going to work, but you keep trying
亲爱的，这不会起作用的，但你可以继续尝试。
2.-Sheldon’s mom: Because you're going to go down to your office,
因为你要回到办公室，
you're going to apologize to your boss and get your job back.
跟你的老板道歉然后回去上班。
-Sheldon：No.
不要。
-Sheldon’s mom: I'm sorry, did I start that sentence with the words, "if it please your highness"?
不好意思，我刚刚是以“若尊贵的陛下愿意”开始的吗?
3.-Sheldon：Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser博士。
-Dr. Gablehauser：Dr. Cooper.
Cooper博士。
-Sheldon’s mom: Let's go, baby-- we're losing daylight.
说吧宝贝，天要黑了。
-Sheldon：As you know, several weeks ago in our first encounter,
你知道，几周前我们第一次见面时，
we may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot.
我们可能没给彼此留下好印象，我称你为白痴。
And I just wanted to say that I was wrong... to point it out.
我只想跟你道歉...指出这一点是我不对。

09
1.-Penny：Wow, I didn't know they still made corduroy suits.
哇噢，我都不知道现在还有人做灯芯绒西装。
-Leonard：They don't. That's why I saved this one.
现在没有了，所以我才留着这一套。
-Penny：Okay, well, let's just see what else you have.
好的，呃让我们看看你还有什么。
Okay, here, take this...
好的，拿着这个...
And this, and this, and these...
还有这个，还有这个，还有这些...
-Leonard：Is this all stuff you want me to try on?
不会这些都要试吧？
-Penny：No, this is stuff want you to throw out.
不，这些是我希望你能扔了的。
Seriously, don't even give them to charity.
我说真的，连捐都不要捐，
You won't be helping anyone.
捐了也帮不了任何人。
2.-Leonard：I've had enough of your condescension.
我受够了你的好意了。
Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11 like you.
也许我不像你那样11岁就进大学，
Maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16,
也许我24岁才拿到博士学位而不是16岁，
but you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room!
但你也不是这屋里唯一的比其他人都聪明的人啊!
No offense.
无意冒犯。

10
1.-Leonard：That's the social protocol. It's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.
那是社交礼节。当你的朋友对他们做得很烂的事却觉得自豪时你就得这么做。
-Sheldon：I was not aware of that.
我还真不知道。
-Leonard：Well, now you are.
那你现在知道了。
-Sheldon：All right. Leonard?
好吧。Leonard?
-Leonard：Yes?
什么?
-Sheldon：When we played chess earlier, you were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again. Good night.
先前我们下棋时你下的实在是太好了，我都等不及想和你再来一局了。晚安。

03 The Barbarian Sublimation
1.-Sheldon：There, there. Would you prefer to wait in our apartment?
乖啊，乖啊，你想到我们的屋子里等吗？
-Penny：No, Sheldon, I'd rather sit on this freezing-cold floor sobbing like a three-year-old.
不 Sheldon，我想坐在这冰冷的地板上像三岁小孩一样哭。
-Sheldon：All right, then.
那好吧。
-Penny：For god's sake.
看在上帝的份上。
-Sheldon：Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm
我还当我掌握到挖苦的窍门了呢。
Make yourself comfortable. Not there.
你随便坐，那里不行
2.-Penny：What's "AFK"?
什么是"AFK"？
-Sheldon：AFK. Away From Keyboard.
暂时离开一下键盘。
-Penny：Oh, I see.
知晓了（发音与 OIC 一样）。
-Sheldon：What does that stand for?
你那是代表什么意思？
-Penny：Oh, I see.
知晓了。
Sheldon：Yes, but what does it stand for?
我听见了，但那是代表什么？
Now, just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.
-Penny：Mm, I don't know-- can I see them in another color?
等等啊，我能换一种颜色吗？
-Sheldon：Just click on them.
点它就是了
3.-Sheldon：You're in my bedroom.
你在我的卧室里。
-Penny：Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Leonard 给了我备用钥匙。
-Sheldon：People can't be in my bedroom.
我的卧室不许外人进的。
-Penny：Well, can we go talk in the living room?
那我们去客厅说吧。
-Sheldon：I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.
但我没有穿睡裤。
-Penny：Why not
为什么？
-Sheldon：I spilled grape juice.
我洒上葡萄汁了。
-Penny：Well, wear different pajamas.
那就穿别的睡裤啊。
-Sheldon：I can't wear different pajamas-- these
are my Monday pajamas.
我不能穿别的睡裤，这是我周一的睡裤。
Penny, people cannot be in my bedroom.
Penny 我的卧室不许外人进的
4.-Sheldon：Please, Penny, enough. I have to sleep.
拜托 Penny 够了，我得睡觉了。
-Penny：Okay, well, you were great. Thanks.
好吧，你真强，谢谢。
Oh. Hey. Leonard. Listen, don't go in Sheldon's room-- He's not wearing bottoms.
Leonard 不要进谢尔顿的房间，他没穿睡裤。
-Leonard：Sheldon, you want to catch me up again?
Sheldon 这又是怎么回事啊？
5.-Leslie：Well, don't turn it off, you might miss your call from the Nobel Committee letting youknow you've been nominated as dumb-ass laureate of the year.
别关机啊，你可能会错过诺贝尔委员会提名你为年度
荣誉傻蛋的通知。
-Sheldon：Oh, yeah? Well... You wouldn't even be nominated.
是么？那你连提名都没有。

05 The Euclid Alternative
1.-Sheldon：Excuse me, but I have some concerns about these questions.
抱歉，对这些问题我有些疑问。
-Woman：Look at that sign up there
看看那的标志牌
-Sheldon：Yes?
怎么了？
-Woman：Does it say "I give a damn"?
上面写了"我在乎"吗？
-Sheldon：No.
没。
-Woman：That's because I don't.
那是因为我不在乎。

07 The Panty Piñata Polarization
1.-Leonard: where is Sheldon, his food's here.
Sheldon，吃的买来了
-Sheldon: Is my hamburger medium well?
汉堡五分熟?
-Leonard: Yes.
是的。
-Sheldon: Dill slices, not sweet?
加了不甜的莳萝片?
-Leonard: Yes.
是的。
-Sheldon: Individual relish packets?
独立调味包?
-Leonard: Yes.
是的。
-Sheldon: Onion rings?
放了洋葱圈?
-Leonard: Yes.
是的
-Sheldon: Extra breading?
多加一块面包没?
-Leonard: I asked.
我问了。
-Sheldon: What did they say?
他们怎么说?
-Leonard: No.
没门。
-Sheldon: Did you protest?
你抗议没?
-Leonard: Yes.
当然。
-Sheldon: Vociferously?
大声嚷嚷着?
-Leonard: No.
没有
-Sheldon: Well, then what took you so long?
那咋还那么久咧?
-Leonard: Just eat.
吃你的吧。
2.-Leonard: Well, here's the thing. Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.
是这样的，我和 Sheldon 谈过了，他也不好受，他也觉得自己无理取闹，有些过分了。
-Penny: Really? Well, that's great.
真的?很好呀
-Leonard: Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?
就给他道个小歉嘛?
-Penny: What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.
啥?老娘才不给那疯子道歉呢！
-Leonard: Oh, come on. It's easy. He'll even tell you what to say.
别呀，很简单的，他甚至会指导你该咋说的

08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion
1.-Sheldon：I suggest rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock.
我建议采用石头-剪刀-布-蜥蜴-史波克
-Raj：What?
什么？
-Sheldon：It's very simple.
很简单。
Scissors cuts paper
剪子剪布。
Paper covers rock.
布包石头。
Rock crushes lizard.
石头压蜥蜴。
Lizard poisons Spock.
蜥蜴毒死史波克。
Spock smashes scissors.
史波克轰碎剪子。
Scissors decapitates lizard.
剪子腰斩蜥蜴。
Lizard eats paper.
蜥蜴吃布。
Paper disproves Spock
布否定史波克。
Spock vaporizes rock.
史波克蒸发石头。
And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
再加上一如既往的规则，石头砸剪子。
2.-Sheldon：Is there some problem?
出什么状况了吗?
-Leonard：Yeah.
是的。
Listen, I have to kind a sneak out for a while.
我得溜出去一会儿。
-Sheldon：All right, good-bye
好的，拜拜。
-Leonard：No, wait!
不，等下!
If anyone asks you where I went, you don't know.
要是有人问我去哪儿了，你就说不知道。
-Sheldon：Where are you going?
你要去哪儿?
-Leonard：I can't tell you that.
不能告诉你。
-Sheldon：Who would ask me?
谁会问我呢?
-Leonard：I can't tell you that, either.
也不能告诉你这个。
-Sheldon：So you brought me in here to inform me that you can't tell me
你带我进来就是要告诉我，你不能告诉我
where you're going and you can't tell me who might ask?
你要去哪儿，也不能告诉我谁会问起?
-Leonard：Yeah, I really didn't think this through.
对呀，是我欠考虑。
-Sheldon：Leonard, a moment.
Leonard 先别走。
-Leonard：What?
啥?
-Sheldon：If someone-- and of course, we don't know who this would be--
要是有人... 当然不知到底是谁了...
does ask where you've gone, what should I say?
问起你去哪儿，我该说什么呢?
-Leonard：I don't know. Just tell them I went to the office.
不知道，就说我去办公室了。
-Sheldon：Are you going to the office?
你是去办公室吗?
-Leonard：No.
不是。
-Sheldon：Then how can I say itconvincingly?
那我怎么能说得自然啊?!
-Leonard：Just say, "Leonard went to the office."
就说"Leonard 去了办公室"。
-Sheldon：All right. Leonard went to the office.
好吧，Leonard 去了办公室。
-Leonard：What is... No, not like that!
这是... 不，不是那样的!
Just, "Leonard went to the office."
就说"Leonard 到办公室去了"。
-Sheldon：This would have worked out a lot better if you'd just told me you were going to
the office.
如果你直接说你要去办公室，就好办多了嘛
-Leonard：I'm going to the office.
我去办公室。
-Sheldon：See? Why don't I believe you?
看嘛? 凭啥我不信你呢

10 The Vartabedian Conundrum
1.-Sheldon：Well, you're the doctor, but I am constantly hearing this annoying sound.
你是医生我听你的，但确实老有烦人的声音在我耳边响。
-Leonard：Me, too.
没错。
-Sheldon：Is it a high-frequency whistle?
是一种高频的口哨声吗？
-Leonard：No, it's more of a relentless,
不，是一种时刻不停的
narcissistic drone
自以为是的唠叨
2.-Howard：See the blonde over there?
看到那个金发美女了吗？
I can hit on her and you can't.
我能去泡她你就不行。
-Leonard：So, go hit on her.
去泡啊。
-Howard：She's not my type.
她不是我喜欢的类型。
-Raj：Too bad, 'cause she was checking you out before.
真遗憾，她刚才还偷看你来着呢。
-Howard：She was?
她有嘛？
-Raj：Of course not. Look at her.
当然没有，看看她
3.-Stephanie：You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed.
你说对了，你嗓子发炎了。
I mean, I've never seen anything like it.
我是说，我从来没见过更糟糕的了。
-Sheldon：I knew it!
我就知道。
What do I do?!
我该怎么办？
-Stephanie：You're going to need to stop talking immediately.
你必须马上停止说话。
-Sheldon：For how--
要多久…
-Stephanie：Dut-dut-dut. Immediately.
现在开始。
-Leonard：Hey.
亲爱的。
-Stephanie：Oh, hi,
-Leonard：Sheldon.
谢尔顿
What's going on?
出什么事了？
-Stephanie：I just performed a "Sheldonectomy."
我刚给他来了个谢尔顿切除手术

13 The Friendship Algorithm
1.-Sheldon: What do you mean?
你什么意思?
-Leonard: Well,remember when you tried to, learn how to swim using the Internet
还记得你怎么在网上学游泳吗?
-Sheldon: Idid learn how to swim.
我是学过游泳
-Leonard: On the floor.
在地板上学的
-Sheldon: The skills are transferable.
技巧是相通的
I just have no interest, in going in the water.
我只是不想到水里去
-Leonard: Then why learn how to swim?
那你为啥要学游泳呀?
-Sheldon: The ice caps are melting, Leonard.
冰盖在融化呀 Leonard
-Leonard: Where Are we going?
我们去哪儿?
You're driving me to the mall.
你载我去卖场
-Leonard: Why don't you just lie down, on the floor and swim there?
你干嘛不直接躺地上游过去呢
2.-Kripke: You all right there,Cooper?
你还好吗 Cooper?
-Sheldon: Not really.
不太好
I feel somewhat like an inverse tangent, function that's approached an asymptote.
感觉像是反正切曲线接近渐近线了
-Kripke: Are you saying you're stuck?
你是说你卡住了?
-Sheldon: What part of inverse tangentfunction, approaching an asymptote did you
not understand?
反正切曲线接近渐近线哪个字你不明白啊

2.-Penny: It's out of order.
电梯坏了。
-Beverly: Yes, I can read the sign. I'm, just pondering the implications.
嗯，我识字的，我只是在沉思，其背后的深意。
-Penny: I think it implies that, the elevator doesn't work.
我觉得这意味着电梯不工作了。
-Beverly: Again, I can read the sign.
再说一遍，我识字的。
But the sign and the tape are, coated with a layer of dust,
不过标签和胶带上都有厚厚一层灰了。
which indicates that the elevator has been, nonfunctional for a significant amount of time.
这表示电梯已经坏了，有相当长的一段时间了。
Which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the,
也就暗示着这栋大楼里的
I assume, 24 to 36, residents of this building,
大约 24 到 36 位居民十分不主动。
based on the number of mailboxes and, given typical urban population density
噢，居民数我是从邮箱的数目以及，普通城镇人口密度推断出来的。
or a shared delusion of functionality.
或者说这些人都有功能性错觉。
-Penny: You must be Leonard's mother.
你一定是 Leonard 他母亲。
-Beverly: Oh, I don't know if I must be, but yes.
噢，不知道是不是非得是，不过是的
3.-Leonard: Here's your tea, Mother.
这是你要的茶，妈妈
-Beverly: Oolong?,
乌龙茶？
-Leonard: Yes.
嗯。
-Beverly: Loose, Not bagged?
散装的，不是袋泡的？
-Leonard: Yes.
嗯。
-Beverly: Steeped three minutes?,
泡了三分钟？
-Leonard: Yes.
嗯。
-Beverly: Two-percent, milk?
加了 2%的牛奶？
-Leonard: Yes
嗯。
-Beverly: Warmed separately?
分开加热的？
-Leonard: Yes.
嗯。
-Beverly: One teaspoon sugar?,
一茶勺糖？
-Leonard: Yes.
嗯。
-Beverly: Raw sugar?
原糖？
-Leonard: Yes.
嗯。
-Beverly: It's cold.
凉了。
-Leonard: I'll start again
我再来一回
-Sheldon: I have the same problem with him.
我也有同样的困扰

4.-Beverly: Your Uncle Floyd died.
你 Floyd 叔叔死了。
-Leonard: Oh, my God. What happened?
哦，天啊，出什么事了?
-Beverly: His heart stopped beating.
他的心脏不跳了。
I have to urinate
我得去小便。
-Sheldon: What a remarkable woman.
多么非凡的女人。
-Leonard: Yeah, I-I thought you, guys might hit it off.
是啊，我就觉着你俩合得来。
-Sheldon: I envy you your childhood.
我很嫉妒你的童年。
-Leonard: I hate to tell you, but the only warm memories,
不想这么说，但我童年时期唯一温暖的记忆。
I have of my childhood are of my Uncle Floyd.
都是来自我 Floyd 叔叔。
-Sheldon: You're clearly misremembering
你很显然记错了。
Your mother is brilliant,analytical, insightful.
你妈妈太有才了，既有分析能力又富有洞察力。
And I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible
,而且我打赌她不会用圣经来打你。
because you wouldn't eat your Brussels sprouts.
就因为你不吃芽甘蓝。
-Leonard: Sheldon, you don't give, your mother enough credit.
Sheldon 你太不会欣赏你妈妈了。
She's warm, she's loving,
她很温暖，她很慈爱。
she doesn't glue electrodes to your head to,
不会在你学用婴儿便盆时，
measure your brain waves while potty training.
就把电极粘到你头上来测脑电波。
-Sheldon: You were lucky When I was, a kid, if I wanted an EEG,
够有福了。我小的时候，要是想做脑电图。
I had to attach my own electrodes.
我还得自己接电极

17 The Terminator Decoupling
1.-Penny：have a good flight.
飞行愉快
-Leonard：Yeah, I wish.
我倒是想飞。
-Sheldon：We're not flying. We're taking the train.
但我们不坐飞机，我们搭火车。
-Penny：Oh, cool.
哦酷。
-Howard：Yeah, cool. Seven times as long as flying, and costs almost twice as much.
是很酷，不仅时间是乘飞机的 7 倍连车票都贵上两倍呢。
-Penny：Well, then why are you doing it?
那么你们干嘛还坐火车?
-Leonard：Well, we had a vote. Three of us voted for airplane.
我们投票来着 3 票坐飞机，
Sheldon voted for train. So we're taking the train.
Sheldon 投坐火车，所以我们坐火车。
-Sheldon：Don't say it like that, Leonard.
别用这腔调说 Leonard。
Say it like: We're taking the train!
应该是：我们坐火车~~!
2.-Sheldon：What on earth are you doing?
你这是要干嘛?
-Raj：Whatever it is, I'm guessing we're doing it wrong.
不管我做了什么，我猜我是做错了
3.-Sheldon：You're holding a Japanese puzzle box, which takes ten precise moves to open.
你拿着的是日本玄机盒子，要走精确地十步才能打开。
First, locate the panel with the diamond pattern and slide the center portion one millimeter to the left.
首先，找到菱形图案的那面，将中间部分向左移动一毫米。
Then, on the opposite end of the box, slide the entire panel down two millimeters. You'll hear a light click.
然后，在盒子的背面将整个嵌板向下滑动两毫米，你会听到咔哒一声。
-Penny：hang on.
等等。
Sheldon, do you have any emotional attachment to this box?
Sheldon 你对这盒子有啥特殊感情吗?
-Sheldon：No, it's a novelty I ordered off the Internet. Did you hear the click?
没，是我在网上买的新奇玩意，听到咔哒声没有?
-Penny：Not yet. There it is.
还没，有了

21 The Vegas Renormalization
1.-Howard：Okay. Are you from the Star Wars universe?
好吧，你是来自<星战>吗？
-Leonard：Yes.
是的。
-Howard：Were you in the original trilogy?
你是<星战>原三部曲里的吗?
-Leonard：Yes.
是的。
-Howard：Oh, is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing metal bikini?
噢，我钱包里照片上那个穿着金属比基尼的是你吗？
-Leonard：God, I hope not
老天，我希望不是。
And no, I'm not Princess Leia.
不是，我不是莉亚公主。
-Raj：Okay, okay. My turn.
好了，好了，该我了。
Are you in all six Star Wars movies?
你在六部<星战>都出现过吗?
-Leonard：Yes.
是的。
-Raj：Interesting. Are you a droid?
有趣，你是机器人吗?
-Leonard：Yes.
是的。
-Raj：Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
你长的像闪闪发光的 Sheldon 吗?
-Leonard：Yes.
没错。
-Raj：C-3PO.
-Leonard：You got it.
猜对了!
-Sheldon：That's preposterous. I do not resemble C-3PO.
这太荒谬了，我和 C-3PO 没有任何相似之处。
Don't get me wrong. I'm flattered. I just don't see it.
别误会，事实上我受宠若惊，我没看出来罢了。
I believe it's my turn.
应该轮到我了
You may begin your questions whenever you're ready.
你们准备好了就可以开始提问。
-Raj：Are you Spock?
你是史波克吗?
-Sheldon：I don't like this game.
我不喜欢这游戏。

2.-Penny：Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
等下，我觉得备用钥匙就在这附近。
-Sheldon：We have a bowl.
我们有个碗。
Our keys go in a bowl.
我们把钥匙放在那个碗里。
You should get a bowl.
你也该弄个碗。
-Penny：So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his key in the first place?
那么 Sheldon Cooper 的完美大脑怎么会忘带钥匙了呢?
-Sheldon：I left them in the bowl
我把它放在碗里了
3.-Sheldon：May I say one last thing?
我还能再说一句吗？
-Penny：Only if it doesn't rhyme.
不押韵就行。
-Sheldon：All right
那好吧。
Good night.
晚安啦。