等待送新手机快递的小哥的紧张程度简直远远超过了送外卖的小哥。

士为知己者死。此言不虚。

好个锤子 我的学生们一定不知道我连课都没背下还敢不早点睡搞到现在

我可能很难当一个好老师了

每次破手机卡成鬼的时候我都非常期待我的新手机 明明刚下单不到72小时 却仿佛等待了半个世纪那么久

其实我好想说 。 孙杨身为一个男人 被说快 好惨啊。

后来发现 不想回的人 不回就行了 虽然回一句关你屁事会很爽 但是处理后续事物总归麻烦 我又怕麻烦 这样处理了两个人以后 感觉心里更爽了

虚与委蛇 就是很麻烦

好 烦 哦。

踏马的我是不是内分泌失调了。

感觉自己是个没什么人会搭理的话唠。

江南无所有，聊赠一枝春。

如果
鲁德亚德·吉卜林
如果在众人六神无主之时，你镇定自若而不是人云亦云；
　　如果被众人猜忌怀疑时，你能自信如常而不去枉加辩论；
　　如果你有梦想，又能不迷失自我；
　　如果你有神思，又不至于走火入魔；
　　如果在成功之中能不忘形于色，而在灾难之后也勇于咀嚼苦果；
　　如果听到自己说出的奥妙，被无赖歪曲成面目全非的魔术而不生怨艾；
　　如果看到自己追求的美好受天灾破灭为一堆零碎的瓦砾，也不肯放弃；
　　如果你辛苦劳作，已功成名就，为了新的目标，你依旧冒险一搏，哪怕功名成乌有；
　　如果你跟村夫交谈而不变谦恭之态，和王侯散步而不露谄媚之颜；
　　如果他人的爱憎左右不了你；如果你和任何人为伍都能卓然独立；
　　如果昏惑的骚扰动摇不了你的意志，你能等自己平心静气再做答时……
　　那么，你的修养就会如天地般博大，而你，就是个真正的男子汉了，我的儿子！
　　I F
　　Rudyard Kipling
　　If you can keep your head when all about you
　　Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
　　If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
　　But make allowance for their doubting too,
　　If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
　　Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
　　Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
　　And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
　　If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
　　If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
　　If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
　　And treat those two impostors just the same;
　　If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
　　Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
　　Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
　　And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools:
　　If you can make one heap of all your winnings
　　And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
　　And lose, and start again at your beginnings
　　And never breath a word about your loss;
　　If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
　　To serve your turn long after they are gone,
　　And so hold on when there is nothing in you
　　Except the Will which says to them:"Hold on!"
　　If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
　　Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
　　If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
　　If all men count with you, but none too much,
　　If you can fill the unforgiving minute
　　With sixty seconds'worth of distance run,
　　Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
　　And--which is more--you'll be a Man,my son!

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