Today, our cat died. My husband and I had a touching bonding moment together. Our relationship has been strained for months, and I thought this could bring us closer. He decided to bring up politics. FML
我跟我老公已经冷战了几个月了，今天我们的猫死了，终于我们才第一次依偎在一起，我本来以为我们的关系可以就这么缓和了，结果丫居然跟我打着官腔说话。FML
Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML
作为一个青春期的少年，你们说我是在楼下偷听我老爸跟他的小情人做爱好呢还是到楼上偷听我哥哥跟他女朋友的网络性爱。FML
Today, marks yet another day when I've been threatened to be ruined with the words, "I know people in high places!" and had objects thrown at me at my workplace. I'm a hostess. FML
好吧，又被人威胁说要毁掉我的前途，有个员工今天在办公室对我大喊大叫，还朝我扔东西，“老子认识好多你上头的人。。。。”。可是老娘才是老板好不好。。。FML
Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML
虽说我不是一个绝对严格的素食主义者，但是在我过生日的时候送我一包火腿（美国的火腿是那种烤过的猪后腿，全是肉）是几个意思啊，感谢我可爱而迷糊的二货老爸。FML
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我跟我老公已经冷战了几个月了，今天我们的猫死了，终于我们才第一次依偎在一起，我本来以为我们的关系可以就这么缓和了，结果丫居然跟我打着官腔说话。FML
Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML
作为一个青春期的少年，你们说我是在楼下偷听我老爸跟他的小情人做爱好呢还是到楼上偷听我哥哥跟他女朋友的网络性爱。FML
Today, marks yet another day when I've been threatened to be ruined with the words, "I know people in high places!" and had objects thrown at me at my workplace. I'm a hostess. FML
好吧，又被人威胁说要毁掉我的前途，有个员工今天在办公室对我大喊大叫，还朝我扔东西，“老子认识好多你上头的人。。。。”。可是老娘才是老板好不好。。。FML
Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML
虽说我不是一个绝对严格的素食主义者，但是在我过生日的时候送我一包火腿（美国的火腿是那种烤过的猪后腿，全是肉）是几个意思啊，感谢我可爱而迷糊的二货老爸。FML
原文地址：http://t.cn/RiQzO8i
