Do you mind explaining why Barca is so keen on Paulinho?
你们谁能解释下巴萨为什么这么热衷于保利尼奥？
Because he has been extremely good for the Brazilian NT recently.
因为他在巴西国家队极为好用。
I want to laugh but it's hard to do while crying.
我想笑但是在哭的时候太难了。（这位老哥是巴萨球迷）
Just forget that the amount they paid in wages will probably give them a small profit from him
别忘了他们支付的巨额工资可能会带来微博的利润。（皇马球迷安慰到）

China is the new feeder league for Europe
中国是欧洲球队补强的新大陆。
Although I know most people are making fun by saying so but as a Chinese fan I want to promote that our league does have great players and they do work hard and play beautiful football. They also feel pressures, care about fans and results just as in a more competitive league. Cant deny that just because they like money. And many of them do not drop form because here they have more playing time and in each match they are also responsible for more tasks. They will have many more touches in a match in CSL than in Europe. So it is fair now brazilian NT always call two players from CSL.
虽然我知道大多数人都在开玩笑，但作为一个中国球迷，我想要宣传我们的联赛确实有伟大的球员，他们努力工作，踢漂亮的足球。他们也感到压力，关心球迷和结果，就像在一个更有竞争力的联赛中一样。不能否认，因为他们喜欢钱。他们中的很多人不会放弃，因为在这里他们有更多的时间，在每一场比赛中他们也要承担更多的任务。他们在CSL的比赛中会有更多的接触，而不是在欧洲。所以现在巴西人总是把来自CSL的两名球员叫来。
(竟然出现了建业球迷的留言，点赞！)
"if you move to China, it's the end of your comptitive career".
“如果你转会到中国去，那就结束了你的职业生涯。”
New pathway to Barca！
转会巴萨的新捷径！

mark

Surely not... right?
这不是真的……对吗？（巴萨球迷不敢相信）
It's Dailymail. I can't find another source. But then again, I wouldn't be surprised if it was true given the board's reputation.
这是每日邮报。我不能找到其他来源。但话说回来，我不会惊讶，因为董事会就这是这么尿性。
It turns out, Barca DNA makes you buy midfielders you don't really need or want.
We're talking about a guy Daniel Levy, of all people, sold at a loss.
事实证明，巴萨的基因让你购买了你并不需要或想要的中场球员。
我们说的是一个叫Daniel Levy（热刺主席）的人，他是所有人，亏本出售给了广州。

Paulo Dybala + Coutinho = Paulinho
保罗·迪巴拉+库蒂尼奥=保利尼奥
Found that on twitter lol
推特上看到了，笑~
brilliant
完美
2 for 1 @ 40M
absolute steal if u ask me
二合一只要4000万
如果你问我，绝对会偷
I'd like to report a robbery.
报告，有人打劫。

还有人看吗，午睡一会

散了吧，楼主午睡的时候凉了

散了吧，楼主午睡的时候硬了

散了吧，楼主午睡的时候撸抽筋了

散了吧，楼主太监了

Same fee as Seri. This is disgusting
和拉莫斯一样的身价，真恶心。
Just buy messi a bigger backpack
给梅西买了一个更大的背包
They're just getting Brazilians to attract Neymar, this is so obvious.
他们只是让巴西人来吸引内马尔，这很明显。
Better sign his buddies before he ships to Paris.
最好在内马尔去巴黎时先签下他的朋友们。
Bartomeu masterplan. But this plan have something wrong but i can't see what is.
巴托梅乌下的大棋，但是这盘棋出问题了，不过我看不到是什么问题。
They replaced Neymar with the right Brazilian.
他们用正确的巴西人替代内马尔。

坐等

Last box-to-box we got was Alex Song and he played a lot of... well he played some... He played a couple of games. But he was good in those. Well, not a disaster. Not a complete disaster.
我们上一个B2B中场阿莱士·宋，他踢了很多场……额他踢了一些……好吧他踢了几场比赛。但他在那些方面很擅长，额，不是很糟糕，不是完全的糟糕。（这是在讽刺巴萨的踢法吗）
Do Brazilians even care about Paulinho?
巴西球迷也会关注保利尼奥吗？
MSN out. PMS in. No one can stop us now.
MSN走了，PMS（经前综合征）来了。现在没人能阻挡我们了。
First Barca fans were like: I can't believe we're signing him just to please Neymar!
Now they are like: I can't believe we're signing him just to piss Neymar!
Lmao this delusion is so fun.
一开始巴萨球迷是这样的：我不敢相信我们要签他只是为了取悦内马尔！
现在他们是这样的：我不敢相信我们要签他只是为了踢走内马尔！
屁股要笑掉了这种错觉真有趣。

Last box-to-box we got was Alex Song and he played a lot of... well he played some... He played a couple of games. But he was good in those. Well, not a disaster. Not a complete disaster.
我们上一个B2B中场阿莱士·宋，他踢了很多场……额他踢了一些……他踢了几场比赛。但他在那些方面很擅长，额，不是很糟糕，不是完全的糟糕。（这是在讽刺巴萨的踢法吗）
Do Brazilians even care about Paulinho?
巴西球迷也会关注保利尼奥吗？
MSN out. PMS in. No one can stop us now.
MSN走了，PMS（经前综合征）来了。现在没人能阻挡我们了。
First Barca fans were like: I can't believe we're signing him just to please Neymar!
Now they are like: I can't believe we're signing him just to piss Neymar!
Lmao this delusion is so fun.
一开始巴萨球迷是这样的：我不敢相信我们要签他只是为了取悦内马尔！
现在他们是这样的：我不敢相信我们要签他只是为了踢走内马尔！
屁股要笑掉了这种错觉真有趣。