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【OweN-LY ONE】搞笑新闻姊妹翻译篇

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由于中间两段实在是亮的我受不了,单独开个贴好了。。HUSHI,你定不介意不在原贴贴滴,俺晓得。。


1楼2009-09-24 21:35回复
    福勒是利物浦当地人,而欧文总是被看做是从威尔士来的外来者,虽然他那时候的家在市郊。福勒大帝永远是那么的淘气惹人爱,而欧文看起来就是那种刻板无趣的好学生形象。福勒天生爱惹麻烦,但是另一方面这给了他非常人性化的一面,另外,他是一个天生的射手,这些足以讨好安菲尔德了。
    Owen was none of those. Though he still possessed a rare talent, for all his statistics at Liverpool, Fowler's were better. And most importantly, he never enjoyed the warm relationship with the fans that the Growler did.
    欧文跟以上这些一点儿都不搭边,他既不有趣,也不是什么天生的射手。虽然他确实有那么一点儿小天赋吧,但是如果要说在利物浦的记录的话,显然俺们伟大的福勒帝更加的强大么。但是最重要的是,欧文这个傻鸟从来都不晓得跟球迷保持热络的关系,你看看福勒帝是怎么做的?也不知道学着点儿,BS之。
    Robbie is now playing his trade in Australia, and just as popular there as he was on Merseyside, his mixture of fun and goalscoring talent still a winning combination. He is actually doing rather well with North Queensland Fury, scoring important goals and endearing himself to the fans.
    亲爱的大罗比福勒帝现在正在澳大利亚踢球,小哥哥我欣喜的发现他在那里还是那么的受欢迎,他天生讨喜的性格和射门天赋是赢得拥戴的法宝。他在啥啥啥啥队确实做得非常好,进的球都是那么那么的关键,哦,这样一个天生被喜爱的人儿啊,上天赐予的珍宝~
    On a poll on the club's website, in the vote for the most popular player, he polls twice as many votes as the rest of the squad put together, and he has won Aussie TV's goal of the week for three weeks on the run.
    BLABLABLABLA小哥哥极力吹捧之,忍住笑AND恶心面瘫略过之。
    And by doing this thousands of miles away, he will only gain in reputation with the Liverpool fans, who will regard him as a true Anfield legend, and worship him until the end of his days.
    但是在几千里之外的利物浦,他还是那么的有人气有人缘,跟利物浦球迷保持着长久的猿粪,他是安菲尔德的传奇,所有的人对他顶礼膜拜之。OH MY GOD~~~
    Owen, on the other hand, will probably receive the most hostile reception of any visiting player to Anfield upon his return next month since.. well, since they invented Gary Neville.
    让我们来看看欧文吧,这个惨兮兮的人,在这以后的每一场在安菲尔德的比赛我们亲爱的利物浦球迷都会用山呼海啸般的嘘声和鼻孔朝天的出冷气来共同BS他,我想他的下场会比加里内维尔更惨。


    3楼2009-09-24 21:36
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      哈哈···11··乃绝了···俺要转走了···


      IP属地:天津6楼2009-09-24 21:38
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        你对亮点没有话要说么
        我整个人完全五体投地拜倒在小哥哥的裤腿下啊


        7楼2009-09-24 21:41
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          俺对亮点是真的无话可说啊!!!!要有怎么样的m心境才能yy出那段··肥欧啊···要有多大的恨才能变得如此的bt啊!!!!!


          IP属地:天津8楼2009-09-24 21:43
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            福勒大帝永远是那么的淘气惹人爱
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            11赔我键盘。。。。。


            9楼2009-09-24 21:48
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              小哥哥~~我佩服的你五体投地~~我佩服的我都不敢在世间生存下去啦·~


              10楼2009-09-24 21:48
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                哎,我是头一次知道原来西班牙秃驴那时候要买他回去他偏偏放人家鸽子就是不去啊。。。
                要是真的是这样我要开心的内牛满面了,终于长见识了。。。


                11楼2009-09-24 21:49
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                  ........单纯来膜拜11.。。。。。。。


                  12楼2009-09-24 21:49
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                    ··绝对乃是一口水喷键盘了··还是情绪失控的砸键盘了捏??话说乃该让11陪显示屏嘛


                    IP属地:天津13楼2009-09-24 21:49
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                      擦··俺也是第一次知道原来这里面居然这么惨··怪不得我桶总跟怨妇赛的追在他后头·····


                      IP属地:天津14楼2009-09-24 21:50
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                        小哥哥貌似是一位淘气的小怨妇耶~~~又是自称被肥欧狠狠虐待的那一类人儿~~


                        15楼2009-09-24 21:51
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                          咳···绝对···乃····
                          哦哦哦···该死的小人儿,我该拿你怎么办啊?!!!惨绝人寰的咆哮马出场·
                          绝对这个翻译不受精天理不容啊!!!


                          IP属地:天津16楼2009-09-24 21:52
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                            哎。。。肥欧在此人的描述下是我一下心水又可望不可即的的那种腹黑型人才,真是太CHARMING了
                            我有小哥哥玉照。。。等着。。。


                            17楼2009-09-24 21:54
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                              坐等小哥哥尊容。。。


                              18楼2009-09-24 21:55
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