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来自iPhone客户端1楼2021-04-28 08:52回复
    喜欢我贴吧用户_a91aEGG吗?


    IP属地:江西来自Android客户端3楼2021-04-28 08:57
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      好消息各位!我和伊蕾娜小姐结婚了


      IP属地:湖北来自Android客户端5楼2021-04-28 09:09
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        二刺猿是这样的


        IP属地:四川来自Android客户端6楼2021-04-28 09:16
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          +8


          来自Android客户端7楼2021-04-28 09:32
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            二刺猿是这样的


            IP属地:广东来自Android客户端8楼2021-04-28 09:53
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              教科书式pua操作罢了
              #include<stdio.h>
              #include<windows.h>
              #include<math.h>
              #include<string.h>
              #include<time.h>
              int main()
              {
              Beep(1661, 1400);/*使系统发出蜂鸣声,意为闹得挺大*/
              time_t timep;/*获取当前的年月日时分秒*/
              struct tm* p;
              time(&timep);
              p = gmtime(&timep);
              printf("%d年%d月%d日%d时%d分%d秒\n", 1900 + p->tm_year, 1 + p->tm_mon, p->tm_mday,8 + p->tm_hour, p->tm_min, p->tm_sec);
              char nowgrade[] = "高二";/*介绍人物*/
              printf("%s\n", nowgrade);
              char pastme[] = "二刺螈", nowme[] = "正常人";
              printf("%s\n", nowme);
              char* friend = pastme;
              printf("%s\n", friend);
              char* sillyman = friend;
              printf("%s\n", sillyman);
              char time[10];/*给时间赋值*/
              scanf("%s", time);
              if (strcmp(time, "上课时间") == 0)/*故事开始*/
              {
              printf("%s\n", sillyman);
              printf("看动漫玩游戏买手办\n");
              }
              else
              {
              printf("%s\n", sillyman);
              printf("玩原神-30000的**\n");
              }
              char stealmoney[5];/*偷钱事件*/
              scanf("%s", stealmoney);
              if (strcmp(stealmoney, "成功") == 0)
              {
              printf("哦,那没事了。嘻嘻^^_\n");
              }
              else
              {
              char father[10] = "他爹";
              printf("%s和%s打了起来,这也太好孝了⑧!\n", father, sillyman);
              printf("+50000\n");
              }
              int mon, day;/*炼铜biss!*/
              mon = 10;
              day = 30;
              printf("%d月%d日\n", mon, day);
              char* sister = sillyman;
              printf("已经变成他的形状惹!\n");
              char sisterage[10] = "12";
              printf("%s岁\n", sisterage);
              printf("%d年%d月%d日\n", 1900 + p->tm_year, 1 + p->tm_mon, p->tm_mday - 10);/*尾声*/
              char school[10] = "学校";
              char father[10] = "他爹";
              printf("%s来到了%s\n", father, school);
              printf("-1腿\n");
              printf("-1%s\n", sillyman);
              printf("good ending!");
              return 0;
              }


              IP属地:浙江来自Android客户端9楼2021-04-28 09:54
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                二次元就这样的


                IP属地:辽宁来自Android客户端11楼2021-04-28 10:01
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                  这个母人我之前还关注过


                  来自Android客户端12楼2021-04-28 10:28
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                    二次元是这样的


                    IP属地:辽宁来自iPhone客户端13楼2021-04-28 10:59
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                      啥批二刺猿


                      IP属地:福建来自iPhone客户端14楼2021-04-28 11:04
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                        是这样的


                        IP属地:福建来自Android客户端15楼2021-04-28 11:07
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                          😅
                          #include<stdio.h>
                          #include<windows.h>
                          #include<math.h>
                          #include<string.h>
                          #include<time.h>
                          int main()
                          {
                          Beep(1661, 1400);/*使系统发出蜂鸣声,意为闹得挺大*/
                          time_t timep;/*获取当前的年月日时分秒*/
                          struct tm* p;
                          time(&timep);
                          p = gmtime(&timep);
                          printf("%d年%d月%d日%d时%d分%d秒\n", 1900 + p->tm_year, 1 + p->tm_mon, p->tm_mday,8 + p->tm_hour, p->tm_min, p->tm_sec);
                          char nowgrade[] = "高二";/*介绍人物*/
                          printf("%s\n", nowgrade);
                          char pastme[] = "二刺螈", nowme[] = "正常人";
                          printf("%s\n", nowme);
                          char* friend = pastme;
                          printf("%s\n", friend);
                          char* sillyman = friend;
                          printf("%s\n", sillyman);
                          char time[10];/*给时间赋值*/
                          scanf("%s", time);
                          if (strcmp(time, "上课时间") == 0)/*故事开始*/
                          {
                          printf("%s\n", sillyman);
                          printf("看动漫玩游戏买手办\n");
                          }
                          else
                          {
                          printf("%s\n", sillyman);
                          printf("玩原神-30000的**\n");
                          }
                          char stealmoney[5];/*偷钱事件*/
                          scanf("%s", stealmoney);
                          if (strcmp(stealmoney, "成功") == 0)
                          {
                          printf("哦,那没事了。嘻嘻^^_\n");
                          }
                          else
                          {
                          char father[10] = "他爹";
                          printf("%s和%s打了起来,这也太好孝了⑧!\n", father, sillyman);
                          printf("+50000\n");
                          }
                          int mon, day;/*炼铜biss!*/
                          mon = 10;
                          day = 30;
                          printf("%d月%d日\n", mon, day);
                          char* sister = sillyman;
                          printf("已经变成他的形状惹!\n");
                          char sisterage[10] = "12";
                          printf("%s岁\n", sisterage);
                          printf("%d年%d月%d日\n", 1900 + p->tm_year, 1 + p->tm_mon, p->tm_mday - 10);/*尾声*/
                          char school[10] = "学校";
                          char father[10] = "他爹";
                          printf("%s来到了%s\n", father, school);
                          printf("-1腿\n");
                          printf("-1%s\n", sillyman);
                          printf("good ending!");
                          return 0;
                          }


                          IP属地:广西来自Android客户端16楼2021-04-28 11:15
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