The reason why I am regurgitating some of this interview, which is
largely trash, is because I find it fascinating at how self-
obsessed and lost these two appear to be. Namely Lagerfeld,
especially when he talks about not ever witnessing homophobia in
his life. Not ever?
Like most who read this article, I was drawn to Karl Lagerfeld’s
comments on gay marriage. He calls it bourgeois. He drops it like
a bomb. Surely gay marriage is not merely the plight for
mediocrity he thinks it is? Is it really necessary for me to point
out just how capitalistic, commercial & industrial the fashion
world is? It, too, falls on the bourgeois category.
The excerpt below is from page 2 onto page 3 of 7.
Being the sort of hard worker that you are is like being a monk.
But hard work is like being politically correct. Be politically
correct, but please don’t bother other people with conversation
about being politically correct, because that’s the end of
everything. You want to create boredom? Be politically correct in
your conversation.
What does being politically correct mean to you?
It means people talking about charities. Do it, be charitable, but
don’t make a subject of conversation out of it because then you
bore the world to death. It’s very unpleasant. But I don’t go
out a lot so I’m not so exposed to people.
And being isolated is not a problem for you?
I have no problem. That’s the miracle of my life. There are no
problems, only solutions—good ones or bad ones.
You are against the idea of gay marriage. I totally agree with you
on that.
Yes, I’m against it for a very simple reason: In the 60s they all
said we had the right to the difference. And now, suddenly, they
want a bourgeois life.
It’s normalizing.
For me it’s difficult to imagine—one of the papas at work and
the other at home with the baby. How would that be for the baby? I
don’t know. I see more lesbians married with babies than I see
boys married with babies. And I also believe more in the
relationship between mother and child than in that between father
and child.
I take it you don’t want children.
If I were interested in children, I would be a godfather—or a
godmother. I don’t like the idea of taking people out of their
lives and their contexts. If there were a child I wanted to adopt,
I would try to find the family of the child and give them the
money for an education in his life and his context.
What about famous gay artists like Francis Bacon or Wilhelm von
Gloeden? They both had important relationships that were almost
like marriages.
I knew Francis Bacon; he was the sweetest man in the world, like a
Middle English lady with the finger up drinking tea in Monte
Carlo. My best friend, who is dead now, was very friendly with
Bacon. They gambled and drank together.
Did Bacon have his protégé with him, or was it his lover?
I think that he was dead already—the famous one was dead.
Ah, George Dyer.
I only saw Bacon with my friend, drinking and gambling heavily.
Your best friend is…
He’s dead, too.