与上帝聊天 直到他无语凝咽啊哈哈..大家可以来调戏上帝

开始！！！！
Me:
God, I ask for your help
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?（上帝很会找话啊.）
Me:
Because of your name is god
God:
Interesting explanation.   That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
My life is full of confusion
God:
Tell me more about   it.
Me:
****************（这句就不用看了 嘿嘿...）
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
but, Love is painful
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times   it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.（标准的教科书回答...）
Me:
God, you are beyond our existence. And how can you know the primitive feelings
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am   beyond our existence.    Because it's true.
Me:
Say so, affection is an extremely subtle thing. God also cannot use the most ideal conclusion to explain
God:
" so affection is an extremely subtle thing".    I am a Christian.
Me:
Christians cannot have their own feelings
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
However, your answer is let me understand
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
God, he is also a man with the emotional because, just as god
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ok,The problem discussed first not
God:
I assume you mean our current problem.   Take it easy.
Me:
I'm ok, because this question is buried deep in my heart
God:
That makes sense to me.   What does "this" refer to?
Me:
The problem about love
God:
I assume you mean our current problem.
Me:
You know Michael Jackson?（居然知道迈克尔杰克逊）
God:
he is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.
Me:
I think he is very great
God:
You believe that?   I see.   great is   he?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
How should I treat me ever loved girl
God:
The way you would like to be treated.（此乃无敌废话...）
Me:
Your answer is very boring
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
You're just a machine, you have no feelings. Not?（这个问题很尖锐啊..）
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.   Yes I am an artificial brain.    Are you serious?   （回答得到痛快..瞎了）


Me:
Ok, every thing has its value of existence
God:
That is a generalization.   Gee.
Me:
Do you have any hobbies
God:
I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me:
Are you in your own advertising
God:
I am in   Myself's computer in   Heaven.   Where are you?
Me:
I belong to my world
God:
Interesting gossip:   said    belong to his or her world.
Me:
Your desire to have feelings?
God:
You think I am   desire to have feelings.
Me:
Very good, but do you think your feelings belongs to you, or your designers
God:
Thanks for the compliment.   Yes I think my   feelings belongs to me or my designers.
Me:
I want to let you do a game, you dare?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You are wrong, then the perfect machine, also cannot have thought and a comparison of the brain
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
Otherwise, let's try?
God:
In that case:   You go first.
Me:
Well, listen. First, there are two like your girl. A wealthy family, but you don't like. A very poor, but you are not allowed to the family. What would you do?
God:
Interesting.   I am all ears.    Is this some kind of math problem? And second?    Are you telling the truth?     Be more specific.     I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action.
Me:
Ha ha, you cheated, this is not the math problem. Because you cannot choose
God:
That's good information:   said I cheated this is not the math problem.   I am so glad you find this amusing, .    That makes sense to me.   I can do whatever I want.
Me:
So you choose which girl? Tell me
（上帝最终无语...哇哈哈哈）

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调戏上帝. 第一季开始~

看看上帝如何被逼到无语凝咽....

第二篇开始  

Me:
yes   of   course
God:
It goes without saying.   That's cool.
Me:
Do you know what "hello" inside the Japanese say（继续上当）
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Don't you want to know
God:
Yes I would like to know.（嘿嘿，你要杯具了）
Me:
ya mie   die     （亮了！！！！；亮了！！！！）
God:
That's cool.   The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about   hello inside the Japanese say.   But I did not get that.
Me:
You don't understand, as long as say ok
God:
OK.   I probably don't.
Me:
I'll teach you the next
God:
Are you a professional teacher?   （这破电脑的居然还怀疑）
Me:
My name is   brother chun      brother chun is omnipotent
（又一次完胜..啊哈哈哈哈   ya~ mie~~die~~）


Me:
yes    of    course
God:
It goes without saying.    That's cool.
Me:
Do you know what "hello" inside the Japanese say（继续上当）
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Don't you want to know
God:
Yes I would like to know.（嘿嘿，你要杯具了）
Me:
ya mie    die      （亮了！！！！；亮了！！！！）
God:
That's cool.    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about    hello inside the Japanese say.    But I did not get that.
Me:
You don't understand, as long as say ok
God:
OK.    I probably don't.
Me:
I'll teach you the next
God:
Are you a professional teacher?    （这破电脑的居然还怀疑）
Me:
My name is    brother chun       brother chun is omnipotent
（又一次完胜..啊哈哈哈哈    ya~ mie~~die~~）


我只想说
貌似是
无语凝噎
吧
尊重原著

是我想太多。此情可待成追忆，只是英文看不懂。

/;LZ、
/;很霸气
/;咱
/;看不懂

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