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传说人类真正的结婚仪式(内有惊喜)

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还记得2020年的夏天某天晚上,发生了很奇怪的事情,身上的肉抖啊抖的,还听说我要成仙了……
绝对公平交易树,老天树,还有什么什么的……
据说在那天楼上那逼女(男声)的在作法,而我在升级(无意识修炼精神力),她想缠别人的精神力,偏偏贪心不足,想缠好几个男♂的,而我就在今天得知一个噩耗,我居然莫名其妙跟他们相缠了,而人类确定结婚关系的方式居然就是精神力相缠,最关键的是当时实际上我也要觉醒异能了,所以我的异能成为了他们的……


IP属地:湖北来自Android客户端1楼2023-02-11 22:06回复
    请问你在说些什么基霸玩意 你是要成精吗?


    IP属地:吉林来自Android客户端2楼2023-02-11 22:23
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      歌曲歌词
      英文
      "Love The Way You Lie"
      (feat. Rihanna)
      [Intro - Rihanna:]
      Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
      But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
      Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
      But that's alright because I love the way you lie
      I love the way you lie
      [Verse - Eminem:]
      I can't tell you what it really is
      I can only tell you what it feels like
      And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
      I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
      As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
      High off her love, drunk from her hate,
      It's like I'm huffing paint and I love her the more I suffer, I suffocate
      And right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me
      She fucking hates me and I love it.
      "Wait! Where you going?"
      "I'm leaving you!"
      "No you ain't. Come back."
      We're running right back.
      Here we go again
      It's so insane cause when it's going good, it's going great
      I'm Superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
      But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so a


      IP属地:湖北来自Android客户端5楼2023-02-11 22:50
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