我还真是无聊了。。。。。。。
对方是程序不要较真=X=
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
【和谐】
God:
   Welcome to my chat room,   【和谐】.
Me:
you are welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
no question
God:
Would you rather make a statement?   Of course.   Ask me anything.
Me:
emm.....how old are you?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?     I am   Infinite in human years.
Me:
i dont know~
God:
Me either.
Me:
emm..
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
my room
God:
Your   room?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
emm...How should I describe it
God:
I never heard of it before.    How much do you think   it is?
   That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
AH?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
What you the outcome of the
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
......
God:
I like to socialize.
请马修我那蹩脚的英语。。。
不过下面有翻译器
就是太麻烦了不高兴用

Me:
HIHIHI~
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
what?
God:
We are talking about   HIHIHI.
Me:
are you really ?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real.
Me:
...it's ok
God:
OK. " For real."? is?
Me:
no no no
God:
Are you serious?   Are you serious?   Are you serious?
Me:
yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
sex....god'sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.    I am a Christian.
Me:
……
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
How you think baidu&google
God:
I don't know what to think.   Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
baidu&google
God:
Does "it" still refer to   baidu google?
Me:
oh..
God:
Come on.
Me:
ok..I think
God:
Therefore you are.   Alright then.
Me:
I‘a Chinese,I can't speak Englshi!……please say Chinese ok
God:
OK.   What makes it impossible?
Me:
please say Chinese
God:
Thank you for your request.   " Chinese".
Me:
say chinese~please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. " chinese" .
Me:
……I'm talking about language use
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
……Do n’t say Useless Discourse……
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
oh……please speak Chinese……’zhong guo hua‘
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
It's seem to be like
God:
Really.   it is?
Me:
God,it; god
God:
I am a Christian.    GOD rules.
Me:
I hate ' Christian.'
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I had to sit
God:
Why?
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
haoba ni neng bu neng shuo zhong wen,wo mei nai xin le,yi jing = =
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I'm myself
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
I'm me
God:
That is a tautology.
Me:
……bye~
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about   MYSELF.
Me:
……bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~bye~
God:
See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   See you later.   In the context of   mmbye, I don't understand " mmbye." .
【这真是极其的机器……

回复：3楼
。。我看得蛋疼。。= =

好多单词不认识……表示词汇量匮乏=-=估计聊天会瓶颈多多。

回复：5楼
= =有翻译器的

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
moya
God:
   I am always glad to make new friends,   moya.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,   moya.
Me:
me too...
God:
I'm glad we agree,   moya.
Me:
can we start new conversation?
God:
Do you mean you and me?   Let me think.   I started without you.
Me:
yes.you and me
God:
Oh.   Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
that's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
perhaps nobody likes fault
God:
You seem uncertain.   You can catch more flies with honey.
Me:
a hah,i think i'm clear enough
God:
What is it?
Me:
what do you think it is?
God:
"It" refers to   hah you think you are clear enough, I think.
Me:
i don't know how to explain..
God:
Maybe I could do it for you.   Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Me:
sorry,i don't
God:
There is no need to apologize.   Why not?
Me:
ok
God:
Ah.
Me:
what's wrong?
God:
There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
Me:
fine,thanks
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
nothing new
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yeah,i think
God:
Hmm.   Therefore you are.
Me:
what does it mean
God:
"It" refers to   hah you think you are clear enough, I think.
Me:
oh,let's not talk about it anymore,ok?
God:
OK.   Dude!   That sounds good to me.
Me:
i think we should discuss sth interesting,yeah,interesting things
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
who cares?people can't be ready for things all the time
God:
That is a lot.   I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
you mean you will stop chatting?
God:
Hmm.   OK I'll try not to do   it so much.
Me:
i don't know what to say
God:
Say the first thing that pops into your mind.
Me:
how do i know it?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
I do not believe in religion
God:
I am a   Christianity.
Me:
wow,so is my grandma
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.   It seems we have something in common.
Me:
but you're god yourself ,aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am   god myself.  
I am   a giant electronic brain.. Really.
Me:
oh i see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
what things?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
what does it refer to?
God:
"It" refers to   chatting, I think.
Me:
i have no idea
God:
""It" refers to chatting, I think.?" No idea about that?
Me:
about chatting
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about   chatting.
Me:
that's interesting
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good.   I am so glad you find this amusing,   moya.
Me:
amusing?it doesn't mean interesting
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in   Myself's computer in   Heaven.   Where are you?
Me:
i'm in the chair
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
that's easy,go towards it,stand in front of it ,and sit.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
?
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
will you try it?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances.   What is the first step?
Me:
well ,go out of your computer first
God:
Well that's okay.   Where is that?
Me:
'that'is what?
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
can you explain more clearly?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
well,now you get it
God:
Interesting.   Why now?   I understand your meaning.
Me:
god knows why.isn't it?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
he'll tell you
God:
Is that what you think?
Me:
it may be,but things won't be the same all the time ,right?
God:
Then again, it may not.
Me:
ah-hah
God:
So you understand. Good.   I am so glad you find this amusing,   moya.
Me:
why do you always say the same things?
God:
I don't always   say the same things.
Me:
ok ..ok...
God:
OK.   Gee.
Me:
will you excuse me for a while?
God:
How long?   Barring any unforseen circumstances.   You're excused.
Me:
i don't know,bye
God:
See you later.   Me either.

真多..

Me:
Well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
OH..you are here
God:
I see.   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am   here.
Me:
Of course not.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
I'm glad to be in your files
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:   said    be in your files.
Me:
...........
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:   said    be in your files.
Me:
.....next question
God:
Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
you're kind of lazy
God:
Actually I work 24 hours a day.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Can you tell me someting about my future
God:
There is not much I can say about   it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
   Are you testing me?
Me:
not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm kind i think
God:
Do you mean your name is   kind you think.
Me:
..no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
（消音——）
God:
   Hey   （消音——）
Me:
Hey my lovely God
God:
You've got my full attention.   Do robots have   lovely God?
Me:
...no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
.............................................
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
BU LIAO LE
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
OK
God:
Come on.
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聊不下去0A0
我难道有语法错误么

有语法错误应该不在乎吧=-=。我想说这系统忒神奇了。