原来红泪在湖北的啊!红袖在北京
给你和蝴蝶看个笑话
<前台小姐的8级英语>
昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有她清闲,就面带微笑的:"Hello?"
外国人:"Hi"
前台小姐:"You have what thing?"(你有什么事?)
外国人:"Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐:"If I not speak English,I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说,那我现在说的是什么)
外国人:"Can anybody else speak English?"(还有谁能讲英语吗)
前台小姐:"You yourself look .all people are playing,no people have you can wait,you not wait,you go."(你自己看看,所有人都在都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走你)
外国人:"Good heavens, anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝,这人会说英语吗)
前台小姐:"Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊,安静点,你到底有什么事)
老外:"I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈)
前台小姐:"Head not zai.you tomorrow come."(头儿不在,明再来吧)