熬嗷嗷嗷嗷~~~嗷嗷嗷~~
弟：我们的世界五彩缤纷
我们的快乐，在每一分钟
姐姐你带我，去大自然吧
哪里有好多我们的好朋友呀！
姐：美丽的蝴蝶，你喜欢吗？
大象和斑马，都很可爱呀
所有的动物，其实都一样
都是世界永永远远的宝贝呀
合唱：让我们说
卑鄙卑鄙卑鄙嗷嗷卑鄙卑鄙


“Baby, baby, baby ooh!"
Mom: *walks in* ：Are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Daughter: No, I'm watching p0rn
Mom: Oh thank goodness.

3 Guys are in a cafe.
The first guy says I have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world
The third guy says I have the smallest dXck in the world
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world
The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FXCK IS JUSTIN BEIBXR!