２．Voodoo Girl
巫毒女孩
Her skin is white cloth,
她的皮肤是白色的布，
and she's all sewn apart
她是被缝成一体的，
and she has many colored pins
她身上有五颜六色的针，
sticking out of her heart.
从她的心脏伸出来．
She has many different zombies
她身上有许多毒咒，
who are deeply in her trance.
在她的恍惚中深埋．
She even has a zombie
她甚至有一个
who was originally from France.
来自法国的毒咒．
But she knows she has a curse on her,
她知道他身上有一个
a curse she cannot win.
她不可能赢的诅咒．
For if someone gets
too close to her,
如果有人离她太近了，
the pins stick farther in.
那些针就会刺得更深．


５．The Boy with Nails in his Eyes
眼睛里有钉子的男孩
The Boy with Nails in his Eyes
眼睛里有钉子的男孩
put up his aluminium tree.
做着他的铝树．
It looked pretty strange
这看起来真奇怪
because he couldn't really see.
因为他其实看不见东西．


７．Stain Boy
脏污男孩
Of all the super heroes,
在所有超级英雄中，
the strangest one by far,
迄今为止最怪异的一个，
doesn't have a special power,
并不具有特殊的力量，
or drive a fancy car.
或是奇怪的汽车．
next to Superman and batman, I guess he must seem tame.
比起超人和蝙蝠侠，我想他是软弱的．
But to me he is quite special,
但对我来说他十分特别，
and Stain Boy is his name.
他的名字是脏污男孩．
He can't fly around tall buildings,
他不会绕着大楼飞行，
or outrun a speeding train,
也不能从高速的火车中逃脱，
the only talent he seems to have
is to leave a nasty stain.
他拥有的唯一的能力
就是摆脱他那另人讨厌的脏污．
Sometimes I know it bothers him,
我知道有些事情另他烦恼，
that he can't run or swim or fly,
比如他不会奔跑，游泳和飞翔，
and because of this one ability,
而且因着他的能力，
his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.
他的干洗帐单高得惊人．


When the Thompson quadruplets espied him one day,
they called him a bivalve and ran quickly away.
One spring afternoon,
Sam was left in the rain.At the southwestern corner of Seaview and Main,
he watched the rain water as it swirleddown the drain.
有一天，汤普森家的四胞胎看见他，
“双壳贝！”喊完后一溜烟的跑走了。
某一个春天的午后，
山姆在雨中离开家，
独自站里在海边西南侧一隅，
望着雨水卷起旋涡
流入脚下的水沟。His mom on the freewayin the breakdown lanewas pouding the dashboard-she couldn't containthe ever-rising grief,frustration,and pain.
山姆的妈妈在
瘫痪的高速高速公路上，
猛敲着仪表板。
她再也无法承受，
这高涨的悲哀、
无边的沮丧
和痛苦。Really, sweetheart," she said
"I don't mean to make fun,
but something smells fishyand I think it's our son.I don't like to say this,
but it must be said,
you're blaming our son for your problems in bed."
她说道：“真的！甜心，
我不是在开玩笑，
我的确闻到鱼腥味，
我想那是我们的儿子。
有件事我不想提起，但却说不可，
你把自己在床上的问题，归罪给我们的儿子。”e tried salves,
he tried ointmentsthat turned everything red.
He tried potions and lotionsand tincture of lead.
He ached and he itched and he twitched and he bled.
他尝试涂抹各种药膏、油膏，
只换来全身的红肿。
他试过多种口服剂、酒精，
甚至是含铅的毒酒，
他即痒又痛、全身抽搐，并且开始流血。The doctor diagnosed,"I can't quite be sure,
but the cause of the problem may also be the cure.
They say oysters improve your sexual powers.
Perhaps eating your sonwould help you do it for hours!"
医生提出诊断，
“我还不能确定，
但造成问题的起因，可能也是治疗的良方。
大家都说牡蛎可以增加性能力，
或者把你的儿子吃下去，
会帮助你持续好几个小时呢！”


10.The girl who turned into a bed
变成床的女孩
It happened that day
she picked up a strange pussy willow.
那一天她拾起一支奇怪的褪色柳，
Her head swelled up white
and a soft as a pillow.
她的头胀成了白色柔软的枕头．Her skin, which had turned
all flaky and rotten,
她的皮肤，变得糙而薄，
was now replaced
with 100% cotton.
现在成了100%纯棉.
Through her organs and torso
she sprouted like wings,
经由的器官和躯干
她翅膀一样迅速变化,
a beautiful set
of matress and springs.
成了一张漂亮的床.It was so terribly strange
这件怪异的事情
that I started to weep.
使我痛苦流涕.
But at least after that
但是至少
I had a nice place to sleep
以后我有一个不错的地方睡觉了.


12.James
詹姆士
Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware that
he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier that year
圣诞老人不明智地把一只玩具熊送给了詹姆士,
他不知道詹姆士在这一年的早些时候被一只灰熊打伤了.


13.Stick Boy's Festive Season
木棍男孩的圣诞节
Stick Boy noticed that his Christmas tree looked healthier
than he did.
木棍男孩注意到他的圣诞树看起来比他要健康．


14.Brie Boy
奶酪男孩
Brie Boy had a dream he had only had twice,
奶酪男孩有一个他只做过两次的梦：
that his full, round head was only a slice.
他那圆滚滚的头变得只是一小片．
The other children never let Brie Boy play ...
其他孩子永远不带奶酪男孩玩．．．
... but at least he went well with a nice Chardonnay.
．．．但至少他与一瓶夏敦埃酒很配．


笨蛋、、、、晚上再弄就行啦、

１５ANCHOR BABY
There was a beautiful girl
who came from the sea.
And there was just one place
that she wanted to be.
With a man named Walker
who played in a band.
She would leave the ocean
and come onto the land.
He was the one that she wanted the most.
And she tried everything
to capture this ghost.
But throughout all their lives
they never connected.
She wandered the earth
alone and rejected
She tried looking happy
she tried looking tragic,
she tried astral projecting,
sex, and black magic.
Nothing could join them,
except maybe one thing,
just maybe...
something to anchor their spirits....
They had a baby.
But to give birth to a baby
they needed a crane.
the umbilical cord
was in the form of a chain.
I t was ugly and gloomy,
and as hard as a kettle.
It had no pink skin,
just heavy gray metal.
The baby that was meant to bring them together,
just shrouded them both
in a cloud of foul weather.
So Walker took off
to play with the band.
And from that day on,
he stayed mainly on land.
And she was alone
with her gray baby anchor,
who got so oppressive
that eventually sank her.
As she went to the bottom,
not fulfilling her wish,
it was her, and her baby ...
and a few scattered fish.


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