··········据说这是上课不能走神的原因········
················走神前，上课的内容是这样的·······



而走神后·····················




··········据说这是某饭店的新品上市··········
·················其中还有各种菇凉·············

姑娘啊···就这样葬送在菜谱上了·········


·····猜猜学校建这个石雕是要教育我们什么··········
················莫非让我们学鸡鸣·············

貌似还告诉我们，无论站得有多高，仍旧是一只公鸡······


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·············看图答题··············
··············如图所示，猪八戒哪里去了呢··········
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不用想啦，当然是被楼猪吃了··················
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···········从前有个孩纸·············
·················他在求高手ps·············
············故事就是在这样惨绝人寰的背景下开始的······

而这才是ps后的样子···················

所以，没事就别求ps，否则有可能弄成太监之类的动物·····


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···········看图回答题···············
·············当你遇到这种情况，你会怎么做·········

其实只要这样就可以了····················

老师错了，你错了么···················


·····据说一个为科学而献身的度度童鞋诞生了·······
····································



·········老师常说做人要有自信············
···············所以就算骑自行车··············
···············也要有一种开车的霸气············



········据说有一位小朋友·············
··············在做＞或＜的数学题上···········
·············居然给出了这样的答案············

不过也貌似很正确的样子·········write“or”嘛


··········从前有个尼姑·············
···············后来有一大堆尼姑···········



·······那一年的竞争据说非常的激烈··········
···············而他选择了灵魂··············
··········后来也就得了一个伟大的称号：sb···········



········据说每一部电影的背后·············
··············都有一个奇怪的名字··············



·········据说长颈鹿送进了医院············
················却再也不能站起来了············



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··········猜猜他们在干什么·············
···············是不是在开丐帮大会·············

其实这是某超市特价卖甘蔗的情景啦·············