··········据说有一个孩纸·············
··············带着菊花，猥琐滴走了············



···据说这孩纸的父母在起名字的时候结巴了·········
····································



········傻笑的模特会是什么样的么········
················据说是这样的···········



·········据说拍樱桃的那位童鞋···········
················很像郭德纲···············



·······知道细胞是怎么分裂的么·············
············如果用符号来解答的话是这样的··········



···········据说罚球的时候············
················往往是最热闹的时候···········
·········为了干扰球员的视线，球迷想出了各种办法········



也有人举着一大堆卡通或者一个貌似是卖车轮的米其林·····

当然····那个马也在···········

然而这些都不是重点··················

······重点是总有一些感人的球迷为了大局········
·············而光荣滴牺牲了自己的色相··········

为了发扬这种舍己为人的精神，孩纸们都去裸奔吧······


···据说有一个孩纸一跑进学校，就看见这样悲壮的一幕·····


后来网友愤怒滴说道·················



········据说这是很感人的一幕··········

········不过你们都只看了表面···········
··················事实上··············

所以看问题不能只看表面，要深入研究才行········


·········据说世界上最怕的不是撞衫·································而是撞脸········



·········据说每一个成功的女人背后····························都有一个鸭梨很大·······························可以拍孕照的男人·······



····当iphone4S 机主对着Siri 说了句：你真丑之后············································

它不是说只会英语的吗·······说好的英语呢··


···········当三鹿同志壮烈牺牲后·······························三牛童鞋蛋生了··········



··········从前有一孩纸····································上班了·············

把班给上了的童鞋举手·················


········据说这是减肥速成秘笈·······························你会在一秒内发现··································体重下降为零············

不成功不收费·············