········据说这是一个很有雄心大志的鸟······························你被它萌到了么···························据说没被萌到的童鞋会受到鸟之危险惩罚···
惩罚就是吓死你们················


·········据说这是一个悲催的骗子··················································


·············这个世界上·······························有一种差距叫做当风吹起的时候·······



···········在别人的眼中·································会是什么样子的呢··········

实际上，你在干啥················


我是熬夜党党主,哦耶

·········如果你站在下游····································请别忘记·······························抬头看看上游的2B青年在干嘛·····



·········有一位聪明的孩纸曾说过······························世界上没有不能锁的门······························只有懒得锁的人··········



········如果有一天门铃坏了会怎么办····························其实答案很简单，请敲门·········

还准备了锤子哦····················


········有时候，生活坑的不仅是爹································还有可能坑娘····························更可怕的是，它还会给你留个坑·····

就这样，后来诞生了精卫填坑的故事··········


··········话说有一悲催的孩纸································锁了很久的自行车····························还是被偷了，这是为什么呢···········
··

···········你知道什么是辅导么·····························这位童鞋，我看你是不知道的了·····························辅导就是·········

就这样，一大批童鞋被辅导了···············


·········知道看门的神兽是什么吗································据说是这个··········



·······终于知道犯罪分子不投案自首的原因了···························投案自首是犯罪啊·········

所以说写标语的时候不要分开写··········


············小心路滑·····················································



·········我说这位大哥你睡就睡吧································干嘛睡成这样·····························你让旁边的那位大爷情何以堪呀·····

大爷，你好蛋定啊···············