Sorry but this is clearly about tennis. If Maria is a lesbian this could have a massive impact upon her tennis career. She will learn to serve and volley, to slice, to chip and charge. Just look at Martina Navratilova. Not to mention Amelie Mauresmo and Jana Novotna. Do you think Masha will start hitting a one-handed backhand as well?
As the masses of gay and homosexual people on this forum will know, repressing ones sexuality is extremely difficult, and unhealthy (despite the word of God being against it). Today Maria Sharapova, who has faced rumours over her sexuality for years, announced her split from Sasha Vujacic (a fully fledged, red blooded male).
In my opinion, it is fairly obvious that the reason behind their split was Maria's sexuality. To me, her lesbianity has always been pretty obvious, and I love her in spite of it. Of course recently she went through the faze of cutting her hair short; a classic sign. I've even updated my avatar to a picture showing her in her unashamed, dykey glory. So what do you guys think, had Maria simply had enough of hiding in her (dungaree-filled) closet?