I hope you hang yourself with your H/M scarf
While jacking off listening to
Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading
Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so
indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You’re
so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t
even like boys
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so
skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta
your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t
believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…
You walk
around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there’s really
nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me