【不行我再水一贴】Sir Humphrey's "big speech"

第一更~~
我相信很多人对这一段的印象是非常深刻的。我看剧极为挑剔，不管什么剧，当我点开第一集，看了十分种觉得毫无亮点，我很久都不会再看这部剧。但是！当我看到汉弗莱爵士开场的这一长串绕晕人的台词之后，我半微秒之内毫无心理压力的就拜倒在汉弗莱爵士那萨维尔街定制的西装裤下，从此开始了看这部剧多少遍之后依然能被各种笑点搞到笑崩的脑残抖M生涯。
汉皮你永远最美【被殴打
Sir Humphrey: I am the Permanent Under Secretary of State,known as the Permanent Secretary.Woolley here is your Principal Private Secretary.I too have a Principal Private Secretary and he is the Principal Private Secretary to the Permanent Secretary.Directly responsible to me are 10 Deputy Secretaries,87 Under Secretaries and 219 Assistant Secretaries.Directly responsible to the Principal Private Secretary are plain Private Secretaries,and the Prime Minister will be appointing two Parliamentary Under Secretaries and you will be appointing your own Parliamentary Private Secretary.
Jim Hacker: Can they all type?
Sir Humphrey: None of us can type,Minister.Mrs McKay types—she’s the secretary.

这一句出自哪一集我记不得了55555555我向党国悔罪
Sir Humphrey:Notwithstanding the fact that your proposal could conceivably encompass certain concomitant benefits of a marginal and peripheral relevance,there is a countervailing consideration of infinitely superior magnitude involving your personal complicity and corroborative malfeasance,with a consequence that the taint and stigma of your former associations and diversions could irredeemably and irretrievably invalidate your positionand culminate in public revelations and recriminations of a profoundly embarrassing and ultimately indefensible character.
Jim Hacker:Perhaps I can have a précis of that?

我我我我我终于来了……【被打
钥匙风波那集都记得吧老经典了，汉皮爬窗户进来要钥匙然后说了一大段话……话说爬窗户一般不是要在夜深人静的时候那啥啥啥么【等等本吧禁不禁腐？
想到汉皮灰头土脸的一脸小委屈就想笑啊XDDD
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Sir Humphrey:Prime Minister,I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Jim Hacker:You mean you've lost your key?