"John the Hobbit-sized" #19 black T-shirt作者的黑T恤梗还没有玩腻,于是再来一发~
J:I have had this tee since when I was in the army.At that time it was tighter around my shoulders,and looser around my belly......But now......
S:Then you should give up on your beer~jam,John.(I don't mind you having a bit of belly,though.)
J:No!
看到这个对话就想起了看过的一篇文——花生很奇怪自己明明干了那么多的家务,却还是长出了小肚子。不过,让他稍微平衡点的是卷福也长肉了。后来二人共浴,花花发现卷福根本不是长肉了,而是长肌肉了——六块腹肌啊。卷福告诉他,他吃果酱吸收的那么多的热量不是家务就可以抵消的。于是,打着消耗热量的名目,将花花在浴池中吃干抹净~