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每年高考都涌向一批让人哭笑不得的奇葩零分作文。你以为美国学生就不会么？下面是从美国学生的作文里面摘抄出来的句子，大家共赏之>>>

> Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its 2 other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
> Sue Lin Chong, Washington
她的脸是标准的椭圆形，就像一个圆的两侧被瘦腿机轻轻压扁了一样。- Sue Lin Chong(华盛顿)

> Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
> Russell Beland, Springfield
她的眼镜就像两个棕色的圆圈，中间带了一个大黑点。- Russell Beland（斯普林菲尔德）

> He spoke with wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
> Joseph Romm, Washington
他说的话带有过来人的睿智，恰似一个人因为没用带针孔的盒子看日食，结果眼瞎了，然后此人走遍全国，到各所高校宣传没用带针孔的盒子看日食会带来怎样的后果一样。- Joseph Romm(华盛顿)

> Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
> Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills
鲍勃一脸困惑，就像一个本来打算进入到T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung却误进入到T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung的黑客一样。-Ken Krattenmaker（蓝道佛山市）

> His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
> Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
思绪在他头脑中翻滚，不断合并又分开，像洗衣机里没加防粘剂的内衣。- Chuck Smith(伍德布里奇)

> Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
> Unknown
她的词汇很差，差得就像，像那啥似的。- 佚名

> Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
> Chuck Smith,Woodbridge
她的头发在雨中闪烁，就像打喷嚏之后的鼻毛。- Chuck Smith(伍德布里奇)

> The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
> Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring
冰雹从人行道上溅起来，好像被扔进油锅炸的蛆。- Gary F. Hevel(银泉)

> A politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
> Wayne Goode, Madison,AL
政治家走了，但没人注意他，就像Dr Pepper罐头上Dr.的句点一样没有存在感。- Wayne Goode(阿拉巴马)
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> They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
> Paul Kocak, Syracuse NY
他们住在典型的郊区社区，那儿的尖桩篱栅像南茜·克里根的牙齿。- Paul Kocak, Syracuse NY（纽约州锡拉丘兹市）
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> John & Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
> Russell Beland, Springfield
约翰和玛丽从来没见过面。他们就像两只从来也没见过面的蜂鸟一样。- Russell Beland(斯普林菲尔德)