这是现今人们身上的一个问题。他们失去了信仰，又因为没有信仰，他们不知道该害怕什么。——《吸血鬼日记》
That's theproblem with people today. They've lost faith, and in that loss, they no longer know who they should fear.

我觉得在感情上，你付出多少才能得到多少。——《生活大爆炸》
I just think in relationships, you get back what you put into them.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
意译：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。
高级：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
直译：剽悍的人生不需要解释！
意译：越解释越SB，不说话最NB。

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
无愧于心哈？记性不好吧？

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
窃钩者诛，窃国者为诸侯。

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。
意译：起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。
意译：贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭！

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪”那才是死了。

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
好客就是：让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样，尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
记着吧……世界要不恶心，我们早被吐掉了。(提示：看出哪个词是一语双关了吗？)