不知吧里有没有人在关注世萌?
今天的比赛中其中一对是森夏对上早苗!
一开始我感到了分组的恶意然后就废票了ww
但是就在刚才我发现主办方有写个萌段子!!
然后我就兴奋的发上来了
应该...不用问版权?有违吧规还请帮忙告知~

（在世萌准备室里。早苗和森夏在一张舒服的沙发上互相贴着睡觉）
扬声器发出的声音：凸守小姐，丹生谷小姐，请准备战斗。
早苗：（睡醒）。。。伪森大人，为什么你的脸像西红柿一样通红？
森夏：在脸红的人是你！
早苗：（掩着双耳）我没有脸红！
森夏：（微笑）哈，是吗？作为一项奖励，我会给你一片车打芝士哦！（拿出一包）
早苗：（脸色变得苍白）伪森大人，你斗胆用这种办法在战斗前杀了我！
森夏：哈哈哈，这是你在我背面贴上「伪」字的报应。
早苗：呵呵，伪森大人，这是你的终结。我会打败你的！
森夏：（不理会早苗并跪下）：啊，森林的伟大精灵，聆听我的祈祷吧！
（森夏被早苗的锤子击中并痛苦地叫了出来）
早苗：啊，伪森大人，祈祷不行的。你不能打败我，雷霆战锤，邪王真眼的随从！
森夏：啊，真有趣，你认为你能打败我？好，就让我们看看！开始我们在世萌的第一次战斗吧！
（森夏和早苗走向擂台）

英文版~
*In the ISML preparation room. Sanae and Shinka are sleeping next to each other on a comfortable sofa*
Voice from a loudspeaker: Dekomori-san, Nibutani-san, please prepare for battle.
Sanae: *wakes up* …Fake Summer, why is your face as red as a tomato?
Shinka: You’re the one who is blushing here!
Sanae: *covers her ears* I’m not blushing!
Shinka: *smiles* Huh, really? As a reward, I will give you a piece of Cheddar cheese. *brings out a packet of such*
Sanae: *turns pale* Fake Summer, how dare you use this way to kill me before the battle?
Shinka: Hah hah hah, serves you right for sticking the word “fake” to my back.
Sanae: Heh heh, Fake Summer, this is the end. I shall defeat you!
Shinka: *ignores Dekomori and kneels on the floor* Oh, great fairies of the forest, hear my prayers…
*Shinka is hit by Sanae’s hammer and painfully shouts*
Sanae: Ah, Fake Summer, prayers don’t work. You won’t be able to defeat me, the Mjolnir Hammer, the loyal servant to the Wicked Eye!
Shinka: Oh, interesting, you think you can beat me? Well, let’s see! Let’s commence our first ever battle in ISML!
*Shinka and Sanae walks to the arena*