the story happened to one of my close friends.after dinner with his friends , he was walking alone in the dark alley（胡同）when a figure jumped out and threatened:"money or life？"he trembled:"money...money... just ran out ...out for dinner."the figure laughed:"i knew you had no money otherwise you would take the taxi." "then why did you scare me？" "if not , you would be still hiccupping（打嗝）." afer that , he disappeared into the moonlight with his knife.
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MY OS:this guy was so cool
一密友和朋友聚餐后，独自走在漆黑的胡同里。突然前面跳出一个身影，恶狠狠地说:"要钱还是要命？！" 密友怯怯地说:"钱...钱刚才...吃饭...花完了。"黑影笑着说:"我造，有钱你就打车了。" "那你为啥恐吓我？" "不吓你一下，你现在还打嗝呢。" 说完提着到消失在月色中。
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我内心咆哮:tm这货忒傲娇了

楼主纯手打无力啊~~
所以更得很慢大家见谅

――――题外话 轻松了介么久来点正经的
送大家几个英文签名，装下b 嘿嘿喜欢就搬走，楼主在书上找的~~
He who stands most remote from his age is he who mirrors it best.
越是超离时代的人越能很好地反映当代。――王尔德
love is sort of encounter.it can be neither waited nor prepared.爱是一种遇见，不能等待，也不能准备。