Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
所有事情都是有趣的，只要它发生在别人身上。
Will Rogers

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
读健康类书籍可得小心！你可能会因为一点印刷错误丢了性命。
Mark Twain

Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
不用解释——你的朋友不需要，而你的敌人如何也不相信。
Elbert Hubbard

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
一本好的小说告诉我们关于主角的种种真相；而一本糟糕的小说告诉我们关于作家自己的种种真相。
G. K. Chesterton

Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
每个人都必定是自己人生故事中的主角。

Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
食物是最原始的安慰人心的东西。
Sheila Graham

There is no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.
孩子的眼里从来没有“世界七大奇迹”——而是七百万大奇迹。
Walt Streightiff

Well-timed silence has more eloquence than speech.
时机恰当的沉默比话语更有说服力。
Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
没有什么是不可能的，只是有些事可能性比其他的小一点而已。
Jonathan Winters

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
自信是成大事的首要条件。
Samuel Johnson

Life wouldn't be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present.
如果我既担忧未来又担忧现在，那么这样的生活不值得我去过。
W. Somerset Maugham

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
我常常引用自己的话，它可以为我的谈话增添点色彩。
George Bernard Shaw

Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
每一天，我都在以各种方式变得越来越好。
Émile Coué

Simplicity is the peak of civilization.
极简是文明的极致。
Jessie Sampter