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Monica: Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?
Joey: Alan.
Ross: He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-...（最后一句Ross演的真可爱）
Rachel: I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.
Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or
two about softball..
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan
is maybe.. sometimes..
Ross: What?
Monica: ..I don't know, a little too Alan?
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
Chandler: I personally could have a gallon of Alan.（Chandler玩的文字游戏）

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（Chandler 吸烟，最搞笑的是他办公室那段，然后下面这段）
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant
knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?

(An awkward silenceensues.)
Joey: ...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody? Or just him
Rachel: Well, I-I could live without it.
Joey: Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
(Phoebe spits out her hair.)
Ross: Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
Joey: Oh, (Imitating Ross) "you do, do you"?
(Monica laughs and snorts.)
Ross: You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.

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Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.（Phoebe这句最绝，）
Rachel: Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.
(They degenerate into bickering and Chandler happily starts to smoke, undisturbed.)
（M和同事谈论自己的date自己没什么感觉朋友们到喜欢得要死）
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!
Monica: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the
thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. （哈哈，她说这句话的语气笑死个人）
Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
Monica: I know.. it's gonna be really hard.
Paula: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.

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Monica: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.（这句话真的好感动，）
（Phoebe把那些钱都给了别人，然后那人买了罐汽水给她，结果汽水里有个拇指，恶心。。。）
Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just
floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
Chandler: Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all
five?（集齐五个，Chandler你想干嘛）
然后Phoebe投诉汽水公司，公司给了她7000刀补偿
Phoebe: Sorry. ..Y'know,those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Phoebe: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up
with the universe?! （这个世界怎么了，哈哈哈）

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104 The OneWith George Stephanopoulos
（开头在讨论，如果你有超能力你会干什么）
Monica: Alright.Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay,okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Ross: Yeah,see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."(Joey enters.)
All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey,Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself! （Joey把万能听成无能）

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Monica: ..Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..（哈哈哈）

（C和J想带Ross去看球赛，结果那天对Ross来说太特殊，Ross伤感了）
Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Ross: Ohhh.
Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth?
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?

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Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..
Joey: You told your sister that ?
Ross :Believe me , I told everyone. You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that! (WS的Joey，这就是所谓的腐男咩)
（Rachel以前的朋友来找她，结果几个人像疯了似的那啊啊啊）
然后Monica: (to Phoebe) I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
后来Phoebe也受不了了，学她们的样子：
Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)
(以前的朋友都过的好，Rachel自己却成了个端咖啡的，灰常沮丧，Monica和Phoebe鼓励她，好喜欢这段)

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Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this
amazing independence thing!
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Phoebe: You are just like Jack.
Rachel: ...Jack from downstairs? （大家又跟不上Phoebe的思维了）
Phoebe: No, Jack and the Beanstalk.
Monica: Ah, the other Jack.
Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..（Magic beans）
Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.
Rachel: But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like...

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Phoebe: Floopy?
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's
all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
Phoebe: Oh, like that's a word.
Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?
Monica: ...Pheebs?
Phoebe: Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question.
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
(你说事情都会好转的，我们有magic beans ，但是如果我们没有magic beans，只有beans呢)
于是大家都沮丧了
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Monica: No, you were right.I don't have a plan.

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Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Do you have a plan?
Phoebe: I don't even have a 'pl'. （别说plan了，连个pl都木有）
（男生们从医院回来，大家玩 Twister ，银行因为Rachel不用信用卡了以为她出事了给她打电话）
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
Chandler: Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel.
Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place
on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I
haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
Ross: Green. To the green.
Rachel: (on phone) I've got magic beans. (Listens) Never-never mind.
Chandler: To the left, to the left- aww! (They all collapse)
Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh... I'm fine.
（我们每个人都有Magic beans，生活是美好的 ）

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105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent
(开头关于男女的某些优势的讨论，有些略WS)
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.（你就是来搞笑的）
Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.（WS Joey）
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.（Phoebe 来事实了，话说虽然是男的的天性，可是想想挺恶心的）
(Long pause.)
Ross: Multiple orgasms!
C&J：There you go
这集木有神马很哲理的台词，就是剧情挺好玩的，P和C一起去和别人分手，Janice第一次出场，经典的笑声，RR俩一起去洗衣房洗衣房，M和J去double date，拆散一对然后各据为己有，那女的吃鸡翅像松鼠是的，挺好玩。。。

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Phoebe: Based on this play? ...Based on this play!（同一句话，语气不同，意义就能反过来，哈哈）
（Joey的经纪人Estelle出场，很经典呀，Estelle虽然奇葩却不恶心，爱情公寓模仿这段却毁了，让人恶心死）（Chandler和那女的约会和上一集和Janice分手那下合在一起被模仿了，那段也让人恶心死，）
（Joey做艾尔帕西诺屁股的替身，结果演过头，连替身都没得演，大家安慰他，又是Phoebe把好话说了，预言家呀）
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Joey: Yeah? That's so nice!(They hug.)

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108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Chandler 的同事以为他是gay，结果原来女的都这样认为。。但男的就知道不是
Joey: Not me.
Ross: Nono, me neither.Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so... （好坏的Ross，哈哈）
(Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandler's look and abruptly stops.)
Chandler: WHAT IS IT?!
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
（Chandler问为嘛大家觉得，大家都说Quality 。。哈哈。。说了等于没说。。。）
Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?

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Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
（Chandler后来继续追问，问是因为我的头发吗，大家受不了了说，对，就是你的头发，你有头homosexual的头发，哈哈）
（Monica和Ross 的Nana死了，在Central Perk，Phoebe又奇葩了，然后Joey又犯傻了）
Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
Ross: Nono, she's gone.
Monica: We checked. A lot.
Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know? (She circles her hand around her right shoulder. Chandler, sitting on her right, draws back nervously) Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her.

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Ross: ...Chandler!
Chandler: Hey
Ross: (hugs him) And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave
Chandler.)
Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel. (Sits down beside her) I do love you
Rachel : oh Ross , I love you too .
Ross : oh no no , I really love you .
Rachel : I really love you
Ross: Oh.. you don't get it! (Passes out and slumps across her)
Monica的爸爸挺可爱，如果我死了我想海葬
Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my time comes-
Monica: Dad!
Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Monica: You what?
Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
Monica: Define fun.
Mr. Geller: C'mon, you'll make a day of it! You'll rent a boat, pack a lunch...
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Mr. Geller: I'd like that.

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