照片那么多，木有完全完美的，找张低调的。。。。。
看再多剧，老友记在我心里的位置也永远是第一，就像听再多歌懒虫也是最好的，
这贴权当是我自娱自乐，盘点下，那些精彩的台词和瞬间，小盆友们不喜欢的不点开就完了，觉得喜欢的欢迎探讨。。。。
照片那么多，木有完全完美的，找张低调的。。。。。
看再多剧，老友记在我心里的位置也永远是第一，就像听再多歌懒虫也是最好的，
这贴权当是我自娱自乐，盘点下，那些精彩的台词和瞬间，小盆友们不喜欢的不点开就完了，觉得喜欢的欢迎探讨。。。。
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照片那么多，木有完全完美的，找张低调的。。。。。
看再多剧，老友记在我心里的位置也永远是第一，就像听再多歌懒虫也是最好的，
这贴权当是我自娱自乐，盘点下，那些精彩的台词和瞬间，小盆友们不喜欢的不点开就完了，觉得喜欢的欢迎探讨。。。。
101：Where Monica Gets a New Roommate
第一句台词及第一段对话：
Monica : There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump
and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk ? Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
（关于Monica约会的男人 ）
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just
two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.（苦逼的Chandler）
Ross: (mortified) Hi. （Ross最经典的最苦逼的Hi）
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. （经典的回答）
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my
small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... （Ross形容痛苦，）
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
（可爱神奇的Phoebe）
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really,everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her,she left me! （哈哈，伤的好重的Ross）
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She
didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a
lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?（Chandler 真可爱）
Ross: I don't want to be single,okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again! （然后Rachel穿着婚纱跑进来了）这场面太经典了
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! （神接话，哈哈）
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe!You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! （千金小姐的觉醒）
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...
Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel
and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few...
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Ross: I don't want to be single,okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again! （然后Rachel穿着婚纱跑进来了）这场面太经典了
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! （神接话，哈哈）
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe!You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! （千金小姐的觉醒）
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...
Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel
and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few...
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Phoebe: （高兴地说） I helped! （真可爱死了）
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.
Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me
and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something? （哈哈，谁规定不能泡今天结婚的女人，典型Joey）
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no,
although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... （学术帝Ross来科普，哈哈）
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. （Phoebe就是这么实在，哈哈）
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.
Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me
and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something? （哈哈，谁规定不能泡今天结婚的女人，典型Joey）
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no,
although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... （学术帝Ross来科普，哈哈）
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. （Phoebe就是这么实在，哈哈）
Chandler: Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'
Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..." （哈哈，Chandler,可爱死）
Monica 知道paul骗她后
Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a lie!
Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than ‘to get you into bed'.
Monica: I hate men! I hate men!
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream. （说这句话时Chandler的声音好好听，特别是那个thousand retailers scream.）
剪完卡后
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!
（特别事实又安慰人的一句话）
。。。。。。。。
第一集信息量好全，而且每一个角色的特点都有展现，几乎没有可有可无的剧情，
。。。。死度娘怕我发反动QS的内容，审了一下午才给我显示出来，还显示得这么杂。。。。。。唉。。。完全毁了我的最初构想。。。。我都不想再发了 102：The One With the Sonogram
几乎每一集都有一小段很有趣的开头，有些前后剧情有关，有些则没有，但这些与前后剧情没有关系的才更有趣的，这集开头算不算最有趣，但也值得称道
在Central Perk, everyone's there.然后关于SEX的隐喻
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica: Absolutely.
Chandler: Yeah,I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah,and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
几乎每一集都有一小段很有趣的开头，有些前后剧情有关，有些则没有，但这些与前后剧情没有关系的才更有趣的，这集开头算不算最有趣，但也值得称道
在Central Perk, everyone's there.然后关于SEX的隐喻
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica: Absolutely.
Chandler: Yeah,I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah,and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was,you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice:Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
（Joey有三个大特点，好色，吃货，还有就是头脑简单，呆头呆脑，第一集里演的好想挺聪明似的，只突出了好色，然后这里开始讲他的头脑简单，经常跟不上大家的思维，不明白一些比喻）
Carol到博物馆找Ross说怀孕的事，（Ross和他女同事的对话也挺搞笑，还有他一些动作）
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. Thanks .You look good too.
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect...
（分手后，看到你过的好，就I hate that，哈，）
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice:Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
（Joey有三个大特点，好色，吃货，还有就是头脑简单，呆头呆脑，第一集里演的好想挺聪明似的，只突出了好色，然后这里开始讲他的头脑简单，经常跟不上大家的思维，不明白一些比喻）
Carol到博物馆找Ross说怀孕的事，（Ross和他女同事的对话也挺搞笑，还有他一些动作）
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. Thanks .You look good too.
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect...
（分手后，看到你过的好，就I hate that，哈，）
Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?!
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
（Monica的洁癖，强迫症，和父母的关系都开始体现出来，第一集里只是讲她总是交不靠谱的男友）
Rachel戒指掉了后
Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
Phoebe:（很认真地接了句） Yeah, it's beautiful. （哈哈，）
Monica:Look , it’s gonna be okay. You’ll give it back..and we’ll eat ice cream
Reachel: Okay . It’s a pear-shaped diamond
Monica: I tell you what, any diamond ring we find ,we’ll run it by you .
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it!
Ross回来
Ross: (standing outside the door).....Hi. （又一个悲催的Hi）
Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi.
Ross: Carol's pregnant.
Monica: W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
Monica 和 Ross爸妈来了。。。Monica各种被她妈挑刺，然后他爸说话了
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends,you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who
need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published.Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. They’re happy with what they have ,they basically content ..like cows ..
Ross: Cows ,dad ?
Mr.Geller :She knows how much I love cows
Mr. Geller: ...And I read about these women
trying to have it all, and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem. I’m telling you ,sweet heart , you’ll be fine.
Monica: (很无奈地说)Thank you , Daddy .
（Monica和Ross的爸讲的一大段话看似安慰Monica，（虽然对Monica来说很讽刺，挺悲催，但其实挺真理的，）我们不必都像Ross那样卓越（不过用Ross来做例子挺讽刺的），平凡就很好
晚上在Central Perk，
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Rachel: You're twins?
Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.（很喜剧，哈哈）
聊天后，Ross去上厕所，结果大家都走了，就Rachel在打扫，
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Monica: (很无奈地说)Thank you , Daddy .
（Monica和Ross的爸讲的一大段话看似安慰Monica，（虽然对Monica来说很讽刺，挺悲催，但其实挺真理的，）我们不必都像Ross那样卓越（不过用Ross来做例子挺讽刺的），平凡就很好
晚上在Central Perk，
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Rachel: You're twins?
Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.（很喜剧，哈哈）
聊天后，Ross去上厕所，结果大家都走了，就Rachel在打扫，
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Ross: Yes, yes!
Rachel: Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here.. (She leans back onto his hand.)
Ross: Me either... (He pulls up a stool so that he doesn't have to move his hand.)
（唉。。。。。RR恋）
Rachel还戒指时知道Barry和自己的好朋友，伴娘Mindy在一起了，打电话给Mindy
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now. (就一句经典I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.)哈哈
Rachel: Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here.. (She leans back onto his hand.)
Ross: Me either... (He pulls up a stool so that he doesn't have to move his hand.)
（唉。。。。。RR恋）
Rachel还戒指时知道Barry和自己的好朋友，伴娘Mindy在一起了，打电话给Mindy
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now. (就一句经典I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.)哈哈
103 The One With the Thumb
Phoebe得到意外之财，结果她不要
Phoebe: - and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Chandler: Oh, Satan's minions at work again...
Phoebe: Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them.
Joey: What are you talking about? Keep it!
Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!（shopping girl）
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...
（好有节奏的）
（Monica 的约会，不想再被损友们损）
Phoebe得到意外之财，结果她不要
Phoebe: - and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Chandler: Oh, Satan's minions at work again...
Phoebe: Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them.
Joey: What are you talking about? Keep it!
Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!（shopping girl）
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...
（好有节奏的）
（Monica 的约会，不想再被损友们损）
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