wonder what love is in this world,it makes me wanna puke while having dinner
问世间情为和物，直叫人吃饭呕吐
老湿:这是受了多大的情伤。。。难道又是隔壁老王

顶

All the three thousand guests in the hall got drunk and nobody there understood me
满堂花醉三千客，更无一人是知音
老湿:天才都是孤独的

暖暖

Han Yu took Liu Bang's side and they went to the battle field one day...
韩愈跟着刘邦去打仗，一天...
老湿:鉴定为一篇穿越文

还有吗?

老湿说，you are barking on the wrong tree. 学生惊愕，“老湿 说话 竟然不文明！”

坐等跟新

哈哈…加油更

——（学生） something open. —— you just close it —— sorry, I can't but you can. —— what's that? ——......

Daddy:do u like small animals,darling？
Son:yes , i do
Daddy:how much？
Son:well , small animals are my favorite dish when i eat hot pot
Daddy:...
爸爸:宝贝，你喜欢小动物吗
儿子:当然喜欢
爸爸:什么程度？
儿子:这怎么说呢...每次吃火锅的时候都有吧！
爸爸:...

啦啦啦啦

what ghost

DIY简单点的， ——（学生 murmuring）he looks awful. —— what (did) you say? ——I'm saying nothing. ——what DID you say？ ——oh, we said we are bit hungry. （爆笑） —— (baffled) OK, then class is over. ...（爆掌）