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the story happened to one of my close friends.after dinner with his friends , he was walking alone in the dark alley(胡同)when a figure jumped out and threatened:"money or life?"he trembled:"money...money... just ran out ...out for dinner."the figure laughed:"i knew you had no money otherwise you would take the taxi." "then why did you scare me?" "if not , you would be still hiccupping(打嗝)." afer that , he disappeared into the moonlight with his knife.
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MY OS:this guy was so cool
一密友和朋友聚餐后,独自走在漆黑的胡同里。突然前面跳出一个身影,恶狠狠地说:"要钱还是要命?!" 密友怯怯地说:"钱...钱刚才...吃饭...花完了。"黑影笑着说:"我造,有钱你就打车了。" "那你为啥恐吓我?" "不吓你一下,你现在还打嗝呢。" 说完提着到消失在月色中。
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来自Android客户端35楼2015-08-12 13:34
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    IP属地:重庆来自Android客户端36楼2015-08-12 13:40
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      其实我关注你很久了,只是不好接近你。


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        楼主纯手打无力啊~~
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          越是超离时代的人越能很好地反映当代。――王尔德
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            有人咩冒个泡我就在更一个~


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              There is something funny in your inner heart
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                  the better i ever see.


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                        Update right now
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