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卧槽，这画风不对！【Notch你是雷神么】

HIM：秃子老头，我赢定了！
Notch：你麻痹犯规！
HIM：我犯规个屁！
蓝英：尼玛，白内障你加油！×
姨妈红：Notch你加油哈【喝了一口茶】
Flippy：What？╭(°A°`)╮
【Steve：我什么时候才能不装死人啊……=_=】

更新……

不知道有没有发过……

妈的度娘你吞楼吞够了没有！

妈的度娘你再敢吞?！！
【这玩意貌似是HS的虐文哈】

度娘你不敢吞了是吧
以下是那图里的文【我把这文分成了4个部分】
【1】We just stood and stared at each other in silence.
Never before had he gotten so close to me,so close I could feel the heat coming off of his body.The way he looked down at me--the way his eyes shined,and the way his hair was always in his face--it always makes me smile.His beauty is a gift.
His story is a tragedy.
The next thing I knew I was on the ground spitting blood and screaming his name,listening for any sign that he was close by.Then I heard his voice;calm and unwavering,like the surface of an undisturbed lake."It's okay,my dear,"He whispered."It's all going to be okay."
But I wasn't okay;there was a pool of blood on the floor beneath me,and the tears were coming back and burning the backs of my eyes.I stopped spitting.The tears slid down my cheeks and into the blood,mixing instantly.He was still right there next to me,holding me,telling me it was alright...Then I fell back in his arms.
I woke in the abandoned shaft he called 'home'.He was standing over me,looking down at me nervously.He smiled when I opened my eyes.And I could tell from the stains on his face and the color of his cheeks that he'd been crying.And he'd been crying a lot.I was able to crack a smile at him too,but it hurt so much just to try.Everything was numb.I tried to move,and the greatest of pains shot up through my arm.He put his hands on me and he whispered,"Don't try to stand.It will only make it worse."I ignored and tried as hard as I possibly could,but it just turned me into goo.My bones would not let me stand,would not let me move.I tried to reach up to kiss him,and doing that hurt,too.He bent over me and kissed me for the longest of time.Just being there,with his lips pressed against mine,the bloody gauze on my head,the pitchforks in my legs,the fact that I may never feel a bone in my body again.
Trying to say 'I love you' was hard.
Then I went cold.

【3】 I woke when he shook me."Get up,sweetheart,"he said."Get up."I turned over to see his face,pure and sweet as candy,half-covered with shaving cream,and full of love.He had a toothbrush in his mouth and his shirt over his shoulder."I need to get you home,"he said."Notch is somewhere looking for me,and I want you safe."I was going to pull the blankets off and stand up,but he stopped me."Get dressed,"he said."I took them off because I thought you'd feel uncomfortable sleeping in them."He gave me my clothes that were strewn over the edge of the bed.I took them shyly and stood up.I kept the blanket wrapped around my naked body.He laughed."Don't feel embarrassed,"he turned away from me."Like I haven't seen you in your undies before."
I hesitated,then flushed.When has he seen me in my undies?I dropped the blanket and dressed myself,glancing up every few seconds to make sure he wasn't looking at me.He took my hand and dragged me out and up cave steps,into the early morning light.
We ran.

【4】 He stopped in front of my home.I couldn't go in.I needed him."Don't leave me."I said.He put his arms around me and curled his fingers through my hair.He held me so tight and so close,as if the world was ending."I have to,my dear,"he said."I have to."He cupped my face in his hands and kissed me hard on the lips.Tears slid down my face and transferred to his.That would be our last kiss for a long time.We held it for what seemed like an eternity.He got a quick squeeze at my tushie,then pushed me to go inside.He blew me a kiss and waved through the window,then ran off into the thick brush.
That was the last I saw if him for 4 years.
My name is Steve.I am 16 years old,and I am in love with Herobrine,the legend that was never found.

我翻译了第一段的文，剩下的你们自己搞【没错，我就是这么的不负责任hh】
【1】我们只是站在那里，沉默地盯着对方
他变得如此接近我,从来没有如此接近我能感觉到他的身体热了，他低头看着我的样子——他的眼睛发光的方式，以及他的头发总是在他的脸上,它总是让我微笑，他的美是一个礼物
他的故事是一个悲剧
下一件事我知道我是在地上吐痰血，尖叫着他的名字，倾听任何迹象表明他是，然后我听见他的声音,平静而坚定的,就像一个安静的湖的表面。“没事的，亲爱的，”他低声说：“这都是好的”
但我不是好的，有一个血池下地板上的我，泪水回来和燃烧的我的眼睛。我不再随地吐痰，眼泪滑下我的脸颊和进入血液，立即混合。他还坐在我旁边，抱着我，告诉我它是好的…然后我倒在他怀里
我醒来在废弃的轴
“回家”他站在我身边,紧张地看着我。我睁开眼睛时,他笑了，和我可以告诉他的脸,他脸上的颜色上，他一直在哭，和他一直哭我也能够对他展颜微笑,但它伤害了这么多只是为了试一试。一切都麻木了，我试图移动,最大的通过我的手臂感到剧痛。他把他的手放在我和他低声说：“不要试图站。这只会使情况变得更糟。“我忽略了,试着尽我可能可以，但是它把我变成了粘性。我的骨头不让我看，不让我动。我试图达到吻他，和这样做伤害。他弯下腰我，吻了我最长的时间。在那里，他的嘴唇压在我的，血腥的纱布在我头上，双腿的干草叉，我可能永远不会再感觉骨头在我的身体
想说“我爱你”是困难的
然后我就冷了