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my daddy loves me as if we are a family.
我的爸爸就像亲人一样爱我
老湿:果然是隔壁老王的么

left home young and come back old,how could you tell I'm a guy or a girl?
少小离家老大回，安能辨我是雌雄?
老湿:苦命的人，这些年你都经历了什么?

once you got bitten by a snake, you would shake whenever you feel there's one around you
一朝被蛇咬，处处闻啼鸟
老湿:这个很内涵

哈哈

I got surprised and sat up in my dying bed ,smiling and asking where the guest came from
垂死病中惊坐起，笑问客从何处来。
老湿:这人肯定欠你钱

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if relatives and friends ask about me , just tell them my ship has already gone
洛阳亲友如相问，轻舟已过万重山
老湿:这哥们就是上面那个客人吧

To think about the year Zhou Yu married Xiao Qiao , i'm upset
遥想公瑾当年，小乔初嫁了，使得我不开颜
老湿:啦啦啦~新郎不是泥~~~~

I cannot tell the true shape of mountain Lu but use my bow to shoot a vulture above
不识庐山真面目，只识弯弓射大雕
――――――这句就不吐槽了期待各位的神回复（你来咬我丫）