今天我觉得自己象个卫生巾，位置不错，时间不对。
Today I feel like a tampon. In a good place... at the wrong time.

I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a Father who paid his daughter for sex. I was absolutely disgusted.
What kind of daughter charges her own father?
那天我看报纸说，有个老爸给闺女钱嘿咻，真是太恶心了~
怎么会有女儿还收老爸钱的？

其实这个网站最爱歧视的人，是日本人。
比方日本海啸，笑话就蹭蹭的往上涨啊~
最近最流行的一条就是：
it's funnny that now fish are eating raw japanese.
日本人不是爱吃生鱼片嘛，现在鱼要生吃日本人啦~

因为是英国的网站，视角都是英国人的。
我看了一个月，发现他们 也就是一个套路。
讽刺中国人就是说我们人多，长的象。
讽刺日本上就是说他们长的象，爱照相，杀鲸鱼。
我很喜欢看他们讽刺法国人，那是一种看热闹不嫌事大的感觉啊~

A girl on a bus said she would suck me off for £5. When she finished, she wiped her mouth and lit a fag. I thought, "What is the world coming to? I mean who sells cigarettes to a 12-year-old?"
公交车上有个女孩收了我5镑，给我。。
搞定后，她抹抹嘴点了根儿烟
我愤慨了，世界都变成什么样子了！12岁的女孩有人卖烟给她！


小插一下，微博上那些 冷笑话精选，各种笑话，你们有这个毒辣么？？？
BBC News: AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN
The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...
BBC 新闻：美国向日本派出两名核专家。
上次他们派出“核专家”弄死了人家10万5千人。。。

With the tense stand off between Russia and Georgia,
France's president today announced an unconditional surrender just in case!
鉴于俄罗斯和格鲁吉亚关系有所疏远，
法国总统今天宣布无条件投降以防万一。

It turns out that the sport 'Parkour', used for escaping from dangerous situations, was invented by the French.
****ing typical.
闹了半天原来法国人发明的“跑酷”是用来逃离危险的呀~
真他娘滴有代表性啊~

A South Korean family go into a Disneyland restaurant.
Dad looks at the menu and says "The 101 Dalmatians please"
一家韩国人走进了迪斯尼餐厅。
阿爸看了看菜单说，给我们来份“101 斑点狗”。

A South Korean guy gets on a bus with his guide dog.
The bus driver says, "Sorry sir, no food or drink allowed on here."
一个韩国人带着他的导盲犬要上公交车。
司机说，不好意思先生，车上严禁饮食。

tampon比卫生巾还要形象，是卫生棉棒..恩大家自行想象吧。
（卫生巾是pad）

Does playing right wing for North Korea count as political activism?
右翼在北朝韩应该算是种政治激进派了吧？

How did I get out of Iraq?
Iran.
这个没法翻，提示：iran=i ran

I made a video of my two daughters last night but they ruined it by squabbling.
They wanted to have a cup each.
昨天晚上我叫自家的两个女儿拍摄 “两女一杯”，最后闹的不欢而散。